The Bad Poetry Index

Categories of Poetry

The New section dedicated to Death and Evilness

Lovers, Leavers, and Liars.

The Wonderful World of Teen Angst

Pretentious or e.e. cummings phase� (also known as "Grammar? I don't need no stinkin' grammar!")

Hallmarky/Gooshy

I got rhythm� I got meter� I got my form� who could ask for anything more!

our personal theory of the world� (yes we realize it's not poetry)



NEW Poetry by Title


Metaphorically Speaking by Kelly
Love Gone Bad by Kelly Sabat
Adoration by Liarbyrd
Adoration... part II by Liarbyrd
Lover's Lamentby Omouse
My Summer's Passionby Zemirah
Teen Angst a la Mode by Liarbyrd
A Single's Valentineby Omouse
Love and Stuff by Liarbyrd
Heart of Secrets by Athene19
A poem by Geraldine Doetzer
Sunny Bumblebeeby Gordan the Destroyer



PerkNutz by PerkNutZ
Ode to a Fly
My Music by Courtney
She Sings by Omouse
Untitled by Omouse
Another Untitled by Omouse



A Poem by VrstyFemme
Nothing Better to do on A Saturday Night but Play With a Magnetic Poetry Set
Pretentious Introduction by Liarbyrd



Wunnerful, Wunnerful Wombat Stew by Jake
Life by Michael Barton
Thoughts of You by Ken
Our First Submitted Poem by someone other than us! by TWD
Nature by Omouse



The Plight of the Poodle by Karen
Here's a Poem...
A Sestina by Omouse



A Lover's Lament/Corpses by Candi
Two Magnetic Poems by Triscuit
Death is a Lady by Omouse
Early Morning by Omouse
Poetry Darkness by Scottscelt
Dracula's Fate by Brian
Revenge by Chanone Sanders
Ode to the Sadist: a by Phillip de Sade
Ode to the Sadist: a by Phillip de Sade
Splat! That damn deer. by Luminous beings are we

Our personal theory of the world�

The entire world in 200 words or less: basically, it's all the Vikings fault. If that doesn't cover your little problems, remember that life is either like Jeopardy or a Harrison Ford movie. On the latter, I can't decide which. But never tell me the odds! (See, I told you.) More to come as our little theories (maniacal laughter) develop!

Here is an expanded theory about the Vikings and Harrison Ford...

Liarbyrd's Incredibly True Opinions

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Here's a Harrison Ford Trivia Question: (aww come on... how can Omouse make a page without just a little gratuitous Harry?) How old will Harrison Ford be on his next birthday... and when is it? (hint: Omouse, Harry, and Patrick Stewart all share the same b-day!)

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