You know you are a recluse from internet culture if...
- You dislike the X-Files
- The music you listen to is older than you
- Nowhere do you make mention of Star Trek
- You admit to spending way too much time on the internet and want to reduce it
- You believe in the establishment
- You wonder if the only way to communicate feelings is with an unfeeling :)
- You think Ally McBeal is neither funny, nor a comedy
- You believe censorship is a good thing
- You want to make multiple obscene gestures when somebody mentions 'netiquette'
- You like to offend as many people on the internet as possible
- You don't care if people see your web page or not
- The best show you saw all year was the Westminster Kennel Club
- You can see both sides of an issue
- You can't stand abreviations such as LOL, TIA, and BTW
- You want people to put as few pictures, frames and tables on their web pages as possible
- You know that you are the intellectual superior of almost everybody on the internet
- You want the internet to be a place purely for research
- You do not advocate any cause
- You could care less about what people you don't know say
- Your ultimate dream is being without net access
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