Suspicious Characters

You see them on the trip to the local supermarket. You see them hanging by the bank. They wear dark shades, complete with long, dark trenchcoats. They look a little suspicious.

The truth is, these characters are everywhere. As a matter of fact, one might live with you! However, before you flip out, please remember that not every single person who looks suspicious is not. It could be a new fad. Maybe they're hiding from their girlfriend. Maybe it's raining. Maybe they are suspicious. Anything could happen.

Just remember a couple simple rules:

1. Tattoos, although trendy and neat, usually mark a sign of rebellion. They often reflect upon one's personality or view of themself. So, if someone has a tattoo of a decapitated head, it's fair warning to stay away.

2. Sunglasses often indicate that the person doesn't want to be recognized. Of course, if it's sunny, this rule is null and void. If it's raining and the sunglasses are blacker than Jeffery Dahmer's heart, then it's a good bet that something is amiss.