He knows nothing and
thinks he knows everything.
That points clearly to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw


Eleven Political Pearls of Wisdom



All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand.

Sir Boyle Roche, M. P.



Look, I want to give the high five symbol to high tech... The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog?

U. S. President, George Bush



We're going to move left and right at the same time.

California Governor, Jerry Brown



The police are not here to create disorder. They�re here to preserve disorder.

Chicago Mayor, Richard J. Daley



Traditionally, most of Australia�s imports come from overseas.

Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery



The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It�s only the people that make them unsafe.

Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo



Stop telling the truth about my record!

U. S. Senator and Presidential candidate, Bob Dole



Things have never been more like they are today in history.

U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower



China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

French President Charles de Gaulle



A billion here, a billion there -- sooner or later it adds up to real money.

U. S. Senator Everett Dirksen



If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.

Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin





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