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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Pancho Villa

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Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

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Good-bye .... why am I hemorrhaging?

Boris Pasternak

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Seventeen whiskeys. A record, I think.

Dylan Thomas

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Am I dying or is this my birthday?

Lady Astor, when she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.

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They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---

John Sedgwick, Union General, in battle, 1864.

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That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

Lou Costello

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That was a great game of golf, fellas.

Bing Crosby

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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis

Humphrey Bogart

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I've never felt better.

Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.

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I drank what?

Socrates