Eleven Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
One mood, all the time.
You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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