Eleven Groucho Marx Quotes
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back then you've got something.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Hello, I must be going.
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