DIALOG.......................
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - especially fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to racially profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.
Let's pause a moment and take the following test:
In the 1973 Olympics in Munich, 11 Israeli Athletes were massacred by:
(a) Bill O'Reilly
(b) Elvis;
(c) Ozzie & Harriet;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Oslo;
(b) Ronald Reagan;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade beyond
its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in basic training
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In 1985, the Italian cruise ship, Achilles Lauro, was hijacked by:
(a) The religious Right;
(b) The Tooth Fairy:
(c) White Anglo-Saxon Protestants;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Braze, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2;"
(b) Republicans;
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the
train mission;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In Feb. 1993, 6 people were killed, and 1000+ injured when the World Trade
Center in NY was bombed by:
(a) Richard Nixon;
(b) Mickey Mouse;
(c) The NRA;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) George Bush;
(b) Mr. Rogers;
(c) Hillary, trying to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In Oct. 2000, 17 innocent soldiers were killed when the USS Cole was
attacked by:
(a) The Pope;
(b) The World Wrestling Federation promoting its next villain: "Mustapha
the Merciless";
(c) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and over 2,000 innocent killed
people by:
(a) Newt Gingrich;
(b) The Florida Supreme Court trying to out-do their attempted hijacking
of the 2000 Presidential election;
(c) Mr. Bean.
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
Nope...............No patterns anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!