(101) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FRISBEE THAT DOESEN'T COST YOU A CENT?
A: A FREEBIE!

(102) Q: WHY DID THE GIRL MUSHROOM GO OUT WITH THE BOY MUSHROOM?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS A FUNGUY (FUNGI)!

(103) Q: WHY WOULDN'T THE BALD MAN LET ANYONE USE HIS COMB?
A: HE COULDN'T PART WITH IT!

(104) Q: WHY DO WATERMELONS CONTAIN SO MUCH WATER?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE PLANTED IN THE SPRING!

(105) Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASS A SINGER SINGING AND A ROCKING CHAIR?
A: YOU ROCK TO THE BEAT!

(106) Q: WHAT DOES A DOGWOOD TREE AND DOG HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH DRINK WATER!

(107) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PICKLE THAT DRAWS?
A: A DILLUSTRATOR!

(108) Q: WHY SHOULDN'T YOU STEP ON A WATCH?
A: BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF TIME!

(109) Q: WHO GREETS YOU AT A HAUNTED HOUSE?
A: A HOST GHOST!

(110) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 PAIRS OF BANANAS?
A: A PAIR OF SLIPPERS!

(111) Q: WHY WAS JON WALKING BACKWARDS ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?
A: EVERYONE KEPT SAYING IT WAS BACK TO SCHOOL TIME!

(112) Q: IS A HAMMER A USEFUL TOOL IN MATH CLASS?
A: NO, YOU NEED A MULTI-PLIER!

(113) Q: WHAT DOES A FISH USE TO BLOW HIS NOSE WITH?
A: A HANKERFISH!

(114) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT WON'T GIVE MILK?
A: A UDDER FAILURE!

(115) Q: WHAT GOES "TICK-TICK , WOOF-WOOF " ?
A: A WATCH DOG!

(116) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BREEZE IN THE CAPITOL OF MAINE?
A: A GUSTA-WIND!

(117) Q: WHAT IS A BUD THAT NEVER BLOOMS?
A: YOUR TASTE BUD!

(118) Q: WHAT DID THE SNOW SAY TO THE FIELD?
A: DO YOU CATCH MY DRIFT!

(119) Q: WHAT DID ONE HEART SAY TO THE OTHER?
A: BEAT THAT!

(120) Q: WHEN CAN AN ANT NOT BE AN ANT?
A: WHEN ITS AN UNCLE!

(121) Q: HOW DO YOU STRAIGHTEN CROOKED APPLE TREES?
A: TAKE THEM TO AN ORCHARDONTIST!

(122) Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A POTATOE WITH AN ONION?
A: A POTATOE WITH WATERY EYES!

(123) Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR FOOT IS ASLEEP?
A: PUT AN ALARM CLOCK BY IT!

(124) Q: WHAT DID THE CAT DO WHEN HIS TAIL FELL OFF?
A: HE WENT TO THE RE-TAIL STORE!

(125) Q:WHY DID THE TWIN ELEPHANTS GET KICKED OFF THE BEACH?
A: BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAD ONE PAIR OF TRUNKS!

(126) Q: WHY COULDN'T THE SHOES GO OUT AND PLAY?
A: THEY WERE ALL TIED UP!

(127) Q: WHY DID THE FARMER BURY ALL HIS MONEY?
A: TO MAKE HIS SOIL RICH!

(128) Q: WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER?
A: ON A MAP!

(129) Q: WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO THE MOUNTAIN?
A: STOP PEAKING AT ME!

(130) Q: HOW DOES A FARMER COUNT HIS COWS?
A: WITH A COWCULATOR!

(131) Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A TRAIN HAS GONE THROUGH TOWN?
A: IT ALWAYS LEAVES TRACKS!

(132) Q: WHAT KIND OF BUG COMES OUT AT NIGHT?
A: A NIGHTLING BUG!

(133) Q: WHAT DID THE IGNITION SAY TO THE CAR?
A: YOU REALLY TURN ME ON!

(134) Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A GRAPE WITH A LION?
A: A GRAPE NOBODY PICKS ON!

(135) Q: WHAT KIND OF BUGS DO KNIGHTS FIGHT?
A: DRAGONFLIES!

(136) Q: HOW DO KIDS LEARN TO BE FUNNY?
A: BY READING THE FUNNY PAPER!

(137) Q: WHAT KIND OF JOKES DOES POPCORN LIKE?
A: CORNEY ONES!

(138) Q: WHAT STAYS IN BED MOST OF THE DAY AND SOMETIMES GOES TO THE BANK?
A: A STREAM!

(139) Q: WHO WRITES GHOST STORIES?
A: A GHOST WRITTER!

(140) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICK-SAND?
A: QUATRO CINCO!

(141) Q: WHY DID THE ORANGE GO TO THE DOCTOR?
A: HE WASN'T PEELING GOOD!

(142) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG AT THE BEACH?
A: A HOTDOG!

(143) Q: WHAT IS A BEE'S FAVORITE DANCE?
A: THE BEE BOP!

(144) Q: WHAT IS HARD TO BEAT?
A: A DRUM WITH A HOLE IN IT!

(145) Q: WHAT IS RIGHT SIDE UP WHICH IS UPSIDE DOWN & ALWAYS SPINS AROUND?
A: THE EARTH!

(146) Q: WHICH SCHOOL SUBJECT IS LIKE AN ECHO?
A: HISTORY IT REPEATS ITSELF!

(147) Q: WHAT DID THE DONUT SAY TO THE LOAF OF BREAD?
A: IF I HAD AS MUCH DOUGH AS YOU I WOULDN'T BE HANGING AROUND THIS HOLE!

(148) Q: WHY DID THE ORANGE JUICE HELP THE LEMON?
A: IT WANTED TO BECOME A LEMONAIDE!

(149) Q: DO YOU LIKE RAISIN BREAD?
A: CAN'T SAY NEVER RAISED ANY!

(150) Q: WHAT FOUR LETTERS ARE BURGLARS AFRAID OF?
A: O.I.C.U.!

(151) Q: HOW DO YOU TURN SOUP INTO GOLD?
A: BY ADDING 24 CARROTS (KARATS)!

(152) Q: WHY DID THE CUCUMBER BLUSH?
A: HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING!

(153) Q: WHAT DID THE GUM SAY TO THE TRASH CAN?
A: I'LL STICK WITH YOU!

(154) Q: WHAT DOES A RABBIT SAY WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR?
A: SOMEBUNNY GET THAT!

(155) Q: WHAT DO PEOPLE AND DUCKS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: BILLS!

(156) Q: WHAT KIND OF KEYS DON'T OPEN DOORS?
A: PIANO KEYS!

(157) Q: WHY DID THE FOOTBALL COACH SEND IN HIS 2ND STRING?
A: TO TIE UP THE GAME!

(158) Q: WHY DID THE REPORTER GO INTO THE ICE CREAM SHOP?
A: BECAUSE HE WANTED A SCOOP!

(159) Q: WHY WAS IT HARD FOR THE GEOMETRY TEACHER TO WALK?
A: BECAUSE SHE BROKE HER ANGLE!

(160) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MONKEY WHO LOVES TO EAT POTATOE CHIPS?
A: A CHIP-MONK!

(161) Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS POISON IVY WITH A FOUR LEAF CLOVER?
A: A RASH OF GOOD LUCK!

(162) Q: WHAT KIND OF HOUSE IS EASIEST TO PICK UP?
A: A LIGHT HOUSE!

(163) Q: WHERE DO GOBLINS LIKE TO GO SWIMMING?
A: LAKE EERIE!

(164) Q: WHAT DID THE BOY CHIP SAY TO THE GIRL CHIP?
A: LET'S DANCE AND I'LL DIP YOU!

(165) Q: WHERE DOES A PENGUIN KEEP HIS MONEY?
A: IN A SNOW BANK!

(166) Q: WHAT KIND OF FOODS DO BATS LIKE TO EAT ON HALLOWEEN?
A: I SCREAM AND BOO-BERRIES!

(167) Q: WHY DID THE KITTEN WANT TO BE A NURSE?
A: SHE WANTED TO BE A FIRST AID KIT!

(168) Q: WHAT IS PUT ON A TABLE, CUT BUT NEVER EATEN?
A: A DECK OF CARDS!

(169) Q: WHAT FALLS DOWN BUT NEVER GETS HURT?
A: SNOW!

(170) Q: WHY WERE ALARM CLOCKS INVENTED?
A: THE ROOSTER STARTED TO OVERSLEEP!

(171) Q: WHY WAS THE ROOM FULL OF MARRIED PEOPLE EMPTY?
A: THERE WASN'T A SINGLE PERSON IN IT!

(172) Q: WHAT'S GREEN AND FLUFFY AND COMES FROM MARS?
A: A MARTAIN MELLO!

(173) Q: HOW DOES A MAN ON THE MOON GET HIS HAIRCUT?
A: ECLIPSE IT!

(174) Q: WHAT DO YOU DROP WHEN YOUR USING IT AND PICK IT UP WHEN YOU'RE NOT?
A: AN ANCHOR!

(175) Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CENTIPEDE AND A PARROT?
A: A WALKIE TALKIE!

(176) Q: HOW DOES AN OCTOPUS FEEL?brbr<> A: HANDY!

(177) Q: WHAT HAS A CAT'S SOUND AND SMELLS?
A: PERFUME (PURR-FUME)!

(178) Q: WHAT DID THE NEW LIGHTBULB SAY TO THE OLD LIGHTBULB?
A: LIGHTEN UP!

(179) Q: WHY DID THE RABBIT EAT LUNCH UNDER THE SINK?
A: HE FOUND A LEAK THERE!

(180) Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A WITCH ITCH?
A: TAKE AWAY HER W!

(181) Q: WHAT KIND OF FLOWER GROWS ON YOUR FACE?<>br A: TULIPS (TWO LIPS)!

(182) Q: WHEN IS A PIECE OF WOOD LIKE A QUEEN?
A: WHEN ITS A RULER!

(183) Q: WHY DID THE CAVEMAN INVENT THE WHEEL?
A: HE WANTED TO ROCK AND ROLL!

(184) Q: WHAT DID THE CANDLE SAY TO THE FIRE?
A: I'M AT WICKS END!

(185) Q: WHAT DID THE BEAVER SAY TO THE TREE?
A: IT'S BEEN NICE GNAWING YOU!

(186) Q: WHAT DID THE DENTIST SAY TO HIS COMPUTER?
A: YOU HAVE A SEVER MEGABITE!

(187) Q: WHAT IS THE HEAVIEST KIND OF DOG?
A: A HEAVYWEIGHT BOXER!

(188) Q: WHAT PLACE WOULD VEGATARIANS NEVER GO?
A: TO MEATINGS!

(189) Q: WHICE MONKEYS LIKE EATING LEMON PIE?
A: MERINGUE - QUTANS!

(190) Q: WHERE WAS THE JELLY'S MOTHER?
A: STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM!

(191) Q: WHY MUST A JUDGE LEARN TO SPELL WELL?
A: THEY MUST FOLLOW THE LETTER OF THE LAW!

(192) Q: WHAT DOES A PROUD COMPUTER CALL HIS LITTLE SON?
A: A MICROCHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK!

(193) Q: WHAT KIND OF CHEESE DO DOGS LIKE ON THERE PIZZA?
A: MUTTZARELLA!

(194) Q: WHY DO GRIZZLY BEARS HAVE SO MUCH HAIR?
A: TO COVER THERE BEAR SPOTS!

(195) Q: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED AT NIGHT?
A: BECAUSE THE BED WON'T COME TO YOU!

(196) Q: WHAT HAS ONE EYE,BUT IF IT LOSES IT'S EYE, IT HAS A NOSE?
A: NOISE!

(197) Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A ELEPHANT WITH A COMPUTER?
A: A FIVE TON KNOW IT ALL!

(198) Q: WHAT DOES A WORM DO IN A CORNFIELD?
A: IT GOES IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER!

(199) Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT LIKES MUSIC?
A: A MOOSICIAN!

(200) Q: WHAT IS THE SWEETEST PEPPER?
A: PEPPERMINT!