Many men have tried to earn your hand
Or strove for one small kiss
They compete for your love, they fight hand-to-hand
But my aims the one that won't miss
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I've wrestled with Thor, I've faced down Goliath
I've matched wits with the mighty Odin
Hercules backed down 'cause he'd heard it said
When I fight for your honor, I win.
I swam the Styx as I searched for you
I faced Death, and he turned away
I walked up to Satan and dared him to strike
But he said, "Sorry, not today."
The Pheonix and I are on good terms
Since my Fountain of Youth quenched his thirst
I looked Ol Cyclops in his one ugly eye
And baby, guess what, he blinked first
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Odyssyes and I, we took on the Sphinx
His riddles were mere child's play
And when Zues spoke with thunder that he had to have you
I said, "Here I am, make my day."
