Men Are Scary
Men Are Scary
Girls are smarter than boys, women are more mature than men, and men rule
the world. No wonder the world is a trash can! If women were in charge,
things would be much better, but noooooooo. Men won't hear of it! It's
scary, I know. I'm a woman and I'm scared. That should explain everything!!!!
Long ago, in the beginning of civilization, cavemen met up with cavewomen
and made a cosy home together. Cavemen were so fascinated by the women's
intelligence, that they put the women in charge of sweeping the floors and
washing the dishes. Little did they know( since they didn't have a brain)
that women were much better at politics. Brains could have changed the
world!!! Brains are everything!!(Except to men of course)
Puting it plainly, men are useless slobs!!!!! Sitting in front of the "tube"
with a beer is said to be fun. Fixing a lightbulb is also too much work!!!
Women are too scared to try these things, just in case their brains turn to
mush and they grow chest hairs. My advice to couples who are soon to be
married, "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid..."
Women are graceful and attractive, men stink. Someone should tell little
boys to bathe, so that they can learn for future references. I mean, playing
with mini cars in the mud all day CAN'T be healthy!!! At least Barbie set
goals for girls. We grow up mature and healthy, study hard so that we can
have a future, and then we have babies and grow grey hair.(Thank's to men)
As much as I hate to admit it, men are cute. I could sit here all day and
argue about men's faults, but I just don't find it necessary!!! Men bring
home the bacon, (when they remember it) and treat us with respect.(When it's
that time of the month) So, maybe we should consider men's efforts and
realize the most important thing of all...
We can't live with each other!!!!!
Copyright © Angela Rehl, 1997