>     Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins 
>     
>     1.Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 
>     2.Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 
>     3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 
>     4.For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
>     downstairs. 
>     5.The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David
>     Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 
>     6.This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the
>     church. children will be baptized at both ends. 
>     7.Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
>     milk will please come early. 
>     8.Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing,
>     "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. 
>     9.Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
>     All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 
>     10.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay
>     an egg on the alter. 
>     11.The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies
>     will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 
>     12.Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
>     new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
>     forward and do so. 
>     13.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
>     they may be seen in the church basement Friday. 
>     14.A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
>     will follow. 
>     15.At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
>     Come early and listen to our choir practice.