Easily offended old ladies U of Rochester, CS Dept, Rochester, NY (heard it, chuckle) From the rec.humor.funny joke archives. (This joke was stolen from Paul Theroux's Picture Palace and Theroux probably got it from somewhere else before t hat.) Old lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building. Dispatcher: We'll be right over, lady. (Five minutes later at her apartment.) Officer: Which way, lady? OL: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself. Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man. OL: Oh, you have to look through this telescope. Ken ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Prev] <- Browse the Best of RHF: "Oldies but Goodies" -> [Next]