Those sounds ethereal.... dj@ssd.kodak.com (Dave Jones) (smirk, religion) From the rec.humor.funny joke archives. Last day on this job and finally I get one worth posting.... Scene: A church on Sunday, the congregation waiting patiently. Suddenly, over the PA system come some unexpected sounds. Water splashing in a bowl. Something not unlike a toilet being flushed. Then, the sound of hands being washed. Finally the pastor appears, negligently still wearing his wireless mike.... -- Dave Jones (dj@ekcolor.ssd.kodak.com) | Eastman Kodak Co. Rochester, NY | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Browse the Best of RHF, courtesy of the ClariNet e.News