Mickey and Minnie's Marital Problems ------------------------------------------------------------------------ One day Mickey Mouse decides to divorce his wife Minnie, so he calls up his lawyer to explain the details of the situation to him. After listening to him the lawyer replies, "I'm sorry Mickey, but you can't divorce your wife Minnie just because you think she's a bit strange." Mickey, upon hearing this, replies, "No, you misunderstood me, I didn't say she was a bit strange, I said she was Fucking Goofy!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Return to Index