McEucharist?

rbrown@cs.cornell.edu (Russell Brown)
(smirk, religion)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.













	In church this past sunday, we celebrated Communion.  During the
"children's sermon", the minister was talking about Communion and what it
is all about.

	"The Bible talks of Holy Communion being a 'joyful feast'.
What does that mean?  Well, 'joyful' means happy, right?  And a feast
is a meal.  So a 'joyful feast' is a happy meal.  And what are the
three things we need for a happy meal?"

	I turned to the guy next to me, and said, "Hamburger, fries, and a
regular soft drink?"


					Russell





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