Advice for a better marriage carver@adm.csc.ncsu.edu (Donald E. Carver) (Administration machine NCSU Dept. Computer Science) (smirk, marriage) From the rec.humor.funny joke archives. Heard this at a recent church revival: John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second and third time and then turns to John and says: "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!" John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays." ---- carver@csc.ncsu.edu Don. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Browse the Best of RHF, courtesy of the ClariNet e.News