Good Predictions

petebob@sequent.UUCP (Pete_Bob Apple)
Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
(anti-anti-semitic, heard it, chuckle)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.





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Adolf Hitler was very keen on the occult, so he went to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could tell him how long he would live. 



After careful charting, she said, "I can't predict the exact date of your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday." 



"And which holiday will this be?" he asked. 



"It does not matter." she replied. "Any day that you die will be a Jewish Holiday." 




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