>  GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
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>  DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING
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>  DEFENDANT'S SPEECH END IN LONG SENTENCE
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>  ASBESTOS SUIT PRESSED
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>  DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT
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>  COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY
>  
>  POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
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>  FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL
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>  POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
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>  TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST
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>  STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN
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>  IKE SAYS NIXON CAN'T STAND PAT
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>  TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE; JURY HUNG
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>  MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE
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>  TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY
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>  WILLIAM KELLY, 8, WAS FED SECRETARY
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>  U'S FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS
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>  COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES
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>  MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
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>  DRUNK GETS 9 MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
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>  JUDGE ACTS TO REOPEN THEATER
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>  MAN HELD IN MIAMI AFTER SHOOTING BEE
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>  SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
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>  CARIBBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO LEFT
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>  ROBBER HOLDS UP ALBERT'S HOSIERY
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>  NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD
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>  TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY
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>  FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
>  
>  GENETIC ENGINEERING SPLITS SCIENTISTS
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>  IRAQI HEADS SEEKS ARMS
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>  HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
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>  NEW AUTOS TO HIT 5 MILLION
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>  ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
>  
>  STUD TIRES OUT
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>  MRS. RYDELL'S BUST UNVEILED AT NEARBY SCHOOL
>  
>  PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
>  
>  PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOOKS FOR VOLUNTEERS
>  
>  N.J. JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
>  
>  IDAHO GROUP ORGANIZES TO HELP SERVICE WIDOWS
>  
>  PASTOR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION
>  
>  MRS. CORSON'S SEAT UP FOR GRABS
>  
>  SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
>  
>  STERILIZATION SOLVES PROBLEMS FOR PETS, OWNERS
>  
>  CITY PACT FIGHT BOILS
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>  EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
>  
>  TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
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>  REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
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>  DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK FRIDAY NOON
>  
>  JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
>  
>  STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
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>  TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
>  
>  20-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ENDS AT ALTAR
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