> The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the
> California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday
> Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
>
> Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
> A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
>
> Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
>    same time?
> A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
>    don't kill people. I do."
>
> Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
> A: Always wear a condom.
>
> Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
> A: Your car.
>
> Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
> A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.
>
> Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
> A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
>
> Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
>    lawfully?
> A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
>
> Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
> A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
>
> Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
>    flashing yellow traffic light?
> A: The color.
>
> Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
> A: Heavy psychedelics.
>
> Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
> A: Carry loaded weapons.