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Why You Don't Name Your Dog


Mypenis


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 Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was
       Mypenis:

     - Mypenis ate my homework.

     - Oh, no!  Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

     - Sorry I'm late.  I was playing with Mypenis.

     - I'm sorry, Officer.  I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a
       leash.

     - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

     - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

     - I love giving Mypenis a bath.

     - At night, I sleep with Mypenis is my hands.

     - Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

     - Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

     - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

     - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

     - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.


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