An old man's Confession

jindal@cis.ohio-state.edu (Rahul Jindal)
(heard it, religious sterotypes, chuckle)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.





Heard on the local radio station (SUNNY 95 in Columbus Ohio) 




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An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: 



Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old. 



Father: When was the last time you made a confession? 



Man: I never have, I am Jewish. 



Father: Then why are telling me all this? 



Man: I am telling everybody ... 




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