CIA Assassin


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The CIA was looking for a trained assassin. So, they recruited a few candidates and narrowed the choice to three. They called in the first guy, handed him a gun and said, "your wife is sitting in the next room. Go in there and kill her." He took the gun and entered the room. A few minutes later, he came out crying, "I can't do it! I can't kill the only woman I have ever loved!" The CIA officials said, "Your dismissed." 



They called in the second candidate, handed him a gun and said, "Your wife is sitting in the next room. Go in there and kill her." He took the gun and entered the room. A few minutes later, he came out crying, "I can't do it! I can't kill the mother of my children!" The CIA officials said, "Your dismissed." 



They called in the final guy, handed him a gun and said, "Your wife is sitting in the next room. Go in there and kill her." He took the gun and entered the room. Immediately, he emptied the clip... Then, there's a few seconds of silence... Then, several loud crashed are heard. 



The man came out of the room, looked at the CIA officials and said "Why didn't you tell me there were blanks in the gun?! I had to beat her to death with the chair!" 




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