> As everyone knows, when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he uttered 
> that now immortalized phrase "One small step for man, one large step for 
> mankind."  (Incidentally, this is apparently a speech error of sorts.  He 
> intended to say the much more sensible "One small step for *a* man, one 
> large step for mankind," but screwed up when the limelight of an entire 
> planet was focussed on him.  When you think about it, what he actually 
> said is practically contradictory...).  What I guess is less known is 
> that at some point, Astronaut Armstrong also said "Good luck, Mr. 
> Gorski."  I was told that years of prodding by reporters could never 
> elicit what "Good luck, Mr. Gorski" referred to.  
> 
> Until relatively recently.  Retired Astronaut Armstrong was asked again
> about that phrase, to which he responded that he could now 'fess up, since
> the relevant parties were now dead and no one would be embarrassed.  I
> guess that when he was a little kid, he was playing ball in his yard, and
> the ball somehow ended up in his neighbor's yard -- the Gorskis.  When he
> went to retrieve the ball, he overheard Mrs. Gorski belt out "Oral sex? 
> Ha!  The day you get oral sex from me is the day the kid next door walks
> on the moon!"