>GOOD HUMOR - BAD ADS
>     
>2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. 
>Leave mess.
>     
>Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.
>     
>A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by 
>waitresses in appetizing forms.
>     
>Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
>     
>For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large 
>drawers.
>     
>Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.
>     
>Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take 
>home, too.
>     
>Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
>     
>Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
>     
>We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.
>     
>For Sale.  Three canaries of undermined sex.
>     
>For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
>     
>Great Dames for sale.
>     
>Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
>     
>Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
>     
>Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
>     
>Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
>     
>Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
>the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
>     
>Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
>     
>Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically 
>burns toast.
>     
>Sheer stockings.  Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of 
>women wear nothing else.
>     
>Stock up and save.  Limit: one.
>     
>For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
>     
>Man, honest.  Will take anything.
>     
>Wanted: chambermaid in rectory.  Love in, $200 a month.  References 
>required.
>     
>Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.
>     
>UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
>     
>Christmans tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
>     
>Wanted: Hair-cutter.  Excellent growth potential.
>     
>Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
>     
>3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.
>     
>Our experienced Mom will care of your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and 
>smacks included.
>     
>Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.
>     
>Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never 
>go anywhere again.
>     
>Illiterate?  Write today for free help.
>     
>Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross 
>and salary.
>     
>Wanted.  Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general 
>housekeeping duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
>     
>And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled 
>inconvenience.
>     
>We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.