Hey all you big Kahuna's and pretty Wahines!
If you came here, then I gotta say, you're a heck of a partier. Not many people check out EVERYTHING, and so for your reward, you get to CHECK ME OUT!
Let's see, my REAL name is Calvin Beauregard Wordswith the III, but all my friends just call me, Dude. I'm a Pisces, so it's natural I'd love the ocean, and off course, I can't wait for the perfect Wahine to reel me in.
Now, you might think with this buff bod, I'd have been caught by now, but nope! The Dudester is a free agent. I'm independently wealthy, thanks to Grampa's trust fund...which is a good thing because I have a few physical probs (and okay, maybe mental) probs that make it hard for me to hold down a job. See...there's the depth perception thing, I have a hard time with that...then the color blindness thing, hey it happens, and the dyslexia thing, well...you get the idea...a few probs with the Dudester.
Ah, but don't weep for me, Argentina! The Dude's a happy guy. So what say I come round to your house now, and we go off to this bodacious party?? Cool with you??
