The Little Black Book of Death
Well, well, well, you kiddies are a sadistic little bunch, aren't you? I haven't even had my kill page link up for 24 hours and already I'm recieving submissions. All I can say is, keep 'em coming! This time the scapegoats themselves shall start the Inquisition and it doesn't look like its going to be very pretty. Again, to protect my own ass I must say that although this is a "kill list" I am not in any way telling you to go kill any of these people. Murder is wrong, sick, and twisted. Of course, if you were to take a little initiative of your own, well, I wouldn't tell. I reserve the right to have final say over all submissions to this page. Keep 'em coming!
KILL LIST
- The cast of Friends
- The VJ's on MTV
- Perky newscasters without a clue
- Regis & Kathy Lee
- Martha Stewart
- All R&B artists
- Pat Robertson (and his allies)
- Bill Clinton & all living ex presidents
- Alternaprep Ravers
- Michael Jackson
- Babe Winkleman (the hunting and fishing redneck who has his own show where he takes people out to fence in animals, shoots them and calls it a sport)
- Spike Lee
- Jenny McCarthy
- David Hasslehoff
- ANY OF THE MAJOR BIBLE HUGGING HIPPOCRITICAL BASTARDS
- Right wing extremist
- So called patriot groups
- Censor-happy big brother assholes(cia,fbi,dea,atf etc)
- Jessie Jackson
- Jessie Helms
- Rush Limbaugh
- Al Sharpton
- Louis Farakahn
- Pat Buchanan
- Jerry Fallwell
- Redneck assholes
- All political activist groups that want SPECIAL RIGHTS while disguising it as a plea for equal rights.
- The Spice Girls
- Mormons (hell, ALL monotheists for that matter)
- Micheal Bolton.
- Hootie and the Blowfish.
- Kids that think they are "gonna be real witches" (especially 'cause they seen "The Craft")
- Goths that think they're the shit and therefore have the right to condemn the "lesser pretend-goths"
- Close-minded people. (there goes the population problem)
- Micheal Jackson.