The Jokes Page

So a cheeseburger walks into a bar and orders a drink. And the bartender says...
Sorry, we don't serve food! HA HA HA HA HA

Have you heard the latest science news? It seems researchers at most major universities will now be performing tests on attorneys instead of rats. The scientists cited three reasons for the switch:

1. Attorneys are more like humans than rats are.
2. There are so many more attorneys than rats.
3. There are some things a rat just won't do.

This is your page!

As you can see, I need a lot of help here. Originally, I wanted to put a message board here, but my gracious host can't allow cgi programs due to security risks. So I'm asking you to e-mail me your favorite joke and I'll add it to the page as soon as I can. Won't that be fun? More fun than a stick in the eye! And I should know!

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