Chorus:
���� ringa-dinga dum
���� a'ringa-dinga daddio'
���� ringa-dinga dum
���� fol-a whack fol-a laddio'

���� She had a wooden leg
���� that was hollow down the middle
���� she tied it with some string
���� and she played it like a fiddle
���� she fiddled in the hall
���� she fiddled in the alley way
���� she didn't give a damn
���� 'cause she had to piddle any way

Chorus:

���� She said she wouldn't dance
���� unless she had her Wellies on
���� but when she had 'em on
���� she could dance as well as anyone
���� she wouldn't go to bed
���� unless she had her chemise on
���� but when she had it on
���� she'd go to bed with anyone

Chorus:

���� She had lovers by the score
���� she had Tom-n-Dick-n-Harry
���� she courted night and day
���� and yet she wouldn't marry
���� but then she fell in love
���� with the fella' with the stammer
���� when he tried to run away
���� she hit him with a hammer

Chorus:

���� She had children up the stairs
���� she had children in the boyer
���� another ten or twelve
���� sittin' rollin' by the fire
���� she fed them on potatoes
���� and soup she made from lentils
���� and lumps of hairy bacon
���� that she boiled up in the kettle

Chorus:

���� She had led a sheltered life
���� eatin' porridge and black puddin'
���� she terrorized her man
���� until he died right sudden
���� when her husband died
���� she was feeling kind of sorry
���� so she rolled him in a sack
���� and threw him in the quarry

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