10 resasons why I hate Key the Metal Idol so Damn much 10 - Little girls talking in the third person annoys Key
9 - Bad guys aren't charasmatic, funny, or threatening. They're like evil pieces of wood.
8 - Key's friends are all whiny little bitches.
7 - Snake King, I mean, what was the point?
6 - Is it me or do the girls all have the same face?
5 - The story is about only nominally more compelling than Clamp School Detectives. The episode shouldn't end with characters in tense situations and me wondering if the Snake King can juggle.
4 - Miho fan club hits just a little too close to home.
3 - Like a 10 hour Outer Limits episode
2 - Pacing........is.................too...............slow.
1 - I saw the Dub first.
10 reasons I like Key The Metal Idol
10 - I saw the Dub first. After that anything is an improvement.
9 - Almost constant displays of naked seventeen year old breasts and asses
8 - Just when Janome the Snake King gets too annoying they shoot him in the eye.
7 - Opening titles are cool. Then the next 20 minutes are crap.
6 - The pornographer just happens to be a talent scout for the head of a multimational robotics company.
5 - Miho's voice is the same as that fox girl from HyperPolice
4 - Surprising lack of anything resembling police.
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1 - Screw it, the damn thing sucks.
