You know how the same scenario would have worked on MASH? Hawkeye would tell the boss off. Then the boss would get caught in a battle, have half his body blown off, and Hawkeye would have to operate on him. The boss would die and Hawkeye would brood about making the boss' last days on Earth miserable while the still wet blood was on his hands. MASH was so cool.
Come to think of it the last episode of MASH had a scene where a mother broke the neck of her crying baby so she wouldn't get caught by enemy soldiers. I bet that's why the last episode of Seinfeld wasn't watched by as many people as the last episode of MASH. People would have clammered to see George's neck snapped by Kramer.
So let's get to work people. We need to start a petition to get the Friend's last episode the most wacthed episode ever, asking the writers to have a homicide on the last episode. Preferably killing Joey. Maybe Ross can go on a five-day orgy of painkillers and booze and kill her in a drug induced haze. Or maybe he can just watch one of Matt Leblanc's movies. Lord knows that's enough to make me want to kill him.
