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Screw "American Werewolf in Paris"

If there was a word that meant "more retarded than peeing on a chicken on live television" it would be used to describe "An American Werewolf in Paris". The story is basicly a retread of "An American Werewolf in London" with the addition of skinhead werewolfs, a sexy chick werewolf, and MTV type music.

The acting is really subpar. It's slightly worse than the acting in Saved by the Bell, and not the original one either, the New Class. The sexy werewolf chick would be right at home on Baywatch if she had bigger breasts.

The special effects were like something out of Power Rangers. The werewolves look like muppets. Andwhile I like the muppets they seem out of place as ten feet long killing machines covered in fur.

There's one scene where the main character is confronted by the undead of the people he's killed. (Just like "American Werewolf in London", just not as funny.) The hot chick he killed complains about how she's dead even though she spent her entire life building her hot body. The hero has to die for her to continue to the afterlife. Some bad werewolves chase the hero and the dead hotchick tries to signal them by whistling. Then her eye falls out. That's about the height of funny in the movie.

Me and my roommates were watching a Disney movie about a kid in a family of superheroes who doesn't have super powers. It was much better. Find it, it's called "Up, Up, and Away". It could ream the ass of "American Werewolf in Paris".


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