Hello...you're not Johnny Cash!

(guitar intro)

I see the ol' Bat-Signal A-shinin' in the sky And I won't see the outside till the Day that I die I'm stuck out here in Arkham That's where I've gotta be Ever since the blasted Batman Got both his hands on me!

When I was just a baby, My momma told me, "Harv, If you'll be a lawyer, You'll never have to starve!" But some crook hit me with acid While I was on his case And it left me kind of two-toned, So they called me Two-Face.

Well, if I got out half as often As that Joker from his cell You'd bet I'd find a way to Send the Batman down to hell On the other hand I might not... I've tried before and slipped. And I'll say my two-faced coin ain't The only thing that's flipped!