Deadpool/Generation X

"Student Bodies, Part II"

(Issue #2. Front cover. We see Tracy Authier, now in a Generation X uniform, in front of a broken wall. She has a look of terror on her face. In the foreground we see the left side of T-Ray standing over her.)

Cap (N): Kinda sorta introducing Zero G! And her first task. . . defeat T-Ray!

(Inside front cover. We see What happened last issue, along with the blurbs for Banshee, Jubilee, The White Queen, Deadpool, T-Ray, and the following blurb:)

Zero G: Tracy Authier has discovered her power to manipulate gravitons, and chose to join Generation X so that she could use her powers best to serve others. She has a lot of learning to do.

(Page 1, panel 1. Control room. We see Banshee putting up a sonic shield, protecting the White Queen, Chief Authier, and Tracy. The area behind them is allright, while the rest of the place is in ruins.)

Cap (N1): He barely had time to put up the sonic shield.
Cap (N2): But the danger has passed . . . for the moment.
Queen: Are you two allright?

(Panel 2. Banshee stops screaming, and faces the others.)

Authier: I hope this isn't typical of what goes on around here.
Queen: Not really. But we've got trouble here - we've got to find this intruder.
Banshee: Obviously, their intentions are hostile.

(Panel 3. They wade through the rubble out to the hallway.)

Queen: I can't seem to locate them. They're using magic to confuse my psychic powers.

(Panel 4. The White Queen grabs her head.)

Queen: UHN!
Banshee: Lassie!

(Panel 5. Banshee gets close to the White Queen.)

Banshee: What happened?
Queen: I got a psychic scream from the team . . . they're under attack!

(Panel 6. They rush off. Page 2, panel 1. Go back to Deadpool and T-Ray. We see them fighting. They have swords drawn.)

T-Ray: Now you're really going to learn how to fight . . . by watching a real pro.

(Panel 2. The members of Generation X approach T-Ray, ready to fight.)

Jubilee (1): Stuff it you dweeb!
Jubilee (2): He may not be the best but he's our teacher!

(Panel 3. T-Ray tosses a piece of paper at Generation X, who dodge it.)

T-Ray: Be a good bunch of rugrats and sit down.

(Panel 4. A magical flash we see the members of Generation X present enveloped in magical bands.)

Deadpool: Why couldn't you be a good little psycho and take your beating me up in San Francisco as revenge*?
Cap (N): * Deadpool #13.
T-Ray: The goal of revenge isn't to just get even . . . but to competely humiliate the victim, leaving them with nothing.

(Panel 5. Deadpool kicks T-Ray in the jaw.)

SFX: WOK!

(Panel 6. T-Ray strikes Deadpool, sending him back.)

SFX: POW!!

Deadpool: Uhn!

(Page 3, panel 1. We see Deadpool against a wall.)

Deadpool (weakly): No ma, I didn't break the window, honest.
T-Ray: Pathetic.

(Panel 2. T-Ray stands over Deadpool.)

T-Ray: Killing you is too easy now. . . I want to really make you suffer.
Deadpool: If you want to really make me suffer, keep talking.

(Panel 3. T-Ray smiles.)

T-Ray: I'm sure they'd love to hear about Blind Al, and how you keep her locked up in fear in your place.
Deadpool: Hold that pose.

(Page 4, splash page. We see Deadpool suddenly thrust his sword deep into T-Ray's stomach. No blood comes out. Leave room for credits and episode title here.)

T-Ray: Cute, but not effective.
Deadpool: $%&*.
Cap (N, Episode title): Enter Zero G!

(Page 5, panel 1. T-Ray strikes Deadpool, sending him back into a wall.)

SFX: KA-POW!!

(Panel 2. Deadpool turns to the members of Generation X.)

Deadpool: Uh. . . this is the point where you're supposed to break out of those bonds and help me out.

(Panel 3. We see the members of Generation X there still in their bonds.)

Synch: Can't. . . UHN! Break it. . .

(Panel 4. Deadpool is nervous.)

Deadpool: Come on gang, enough is enough.

(Panel 5. Deadpool and T-Ray clash swords again.)

Deadpool: Can't we all just get along?
SFX: CLANG!!

(Panel 6. T-Ray thrusts his sword deep into Deadpool's stomach.)

T-Ray: I got your getting along here, Wilson.

(Page 6, panel 1. Deadpool goes down, hurt.)

Jubilee: You total dweeb! You have no right to do this!

(Panel 2. T-Ray sticks a post-it note on Jubilee's face. Panel 3. The note turns into a metal gag, making it difficult for Jubilee to speak.)

Jubilee: Mnph! Mnph!
T-Ray: Children should be seen and not heard.

(Panel 4. Exit T-Ray. Panel 5. Deadpool removes the sword from his stomach.)

Deadpool: UHN!!

(Page 7, panel 1. He crawls along the floor.)

Deadpool (Weakly): Which. . . way. . . to. . . the. . . infirmary. . .?

(Panel 2. Enter Banshee, the White Queen, and the Authiers.)

Tracy: Good heavens! What happened?
Synch: Some guy called T-Ray did this.

(Panel 3. Banshee helps Deadpool stand.)

Banshee: Let's get ye t'the infirmary, lad.

Deadpool: Rapid healing. . . something's wrong here. . .

(Panel 4. Deadpool passes out.)

Banshee: Crikey!

(Page 8, panel 1. Banshee takes Deadpool off.)

Tracy: How can we get you out of that?
Synch: These bonds are magical in nature. Only magic can remove them.

Psi balloon (Pointing to Chamber): They might go away if you stop the guy who did this.

(Panel 2. Enter the White Queen.)

Queen: Who could do this?
Husk: Deadpool called him T-Ray. Other than that, we don't know much about him.
Synch: He seemed to know Deadpool, and hate him.

(Panel 3. Go back to Banshee and Deadpool. We see Banshee put Deadpool on a bed in the infirmary.)

Banshee: Donna give up yet, laddie. . . we'll get ye some help.

(Panel 4. Banshee pushes a button, and Deadpool is surrounded by a green light.)

SFX: Click. Banshee: This'll help ward off infection.
T-Ray (From off panel): But not me.

(Panel 5. We see T-Ray standing over Banshee, swinging a sword at Banshee.)

Banshee: Crikey O'Riley!

(Panel 6. Banshee puts up a sonic barrier that the sword hits.)

Banshee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
SFX: CLANG!

(Page 9, panel 1. T-Ray strikes Banshee, knocking him into a wall.)

SFX: POW!!!

(Panel 2. T-Ray stands over the fallen Banshee.)

T-Ray: I have better things to do than kill you now.

(Panel 3. T-Ray approaches Deadpool.)

T-Ray: Now, Wade Theodore Wilson. . . you will die!!

(Panel 4. Deadpool greets T-Ray with a foot to T-Ray's face.)

Deadpool (1): Thank you I'd rather not.
Deadpool (2): I've died once before, I'd rather not do it again.
Deadpool (3): Then people would start calling me Phoenix Deadpool.
SFX: POW!!

(Page 10, panel 1. Deadpool stands.)

Deadpool: I may be down, but I'm not out.

(Panel 2. T-Ray recovers.)

T-Ray: Be a good little merc and die already.

(Panel 3. Deadpool strikes T-Ray again.)

Deadpool (1): Well, I do a lot of things I shouldn't do.
Deadpool (2): Like the time with the cat, the kiddie pool, and the radio.
Deadpool (3): Kids, don't mix them together.
SFX: WHUMP!

(Panel 4. T-Ray sticks a magical post-it note on Deadpool's forehead.)

T-Ray: Good bye, Pool. It's been a riot.
Deadpool: Uh-oh.

(Page 11, panel 1. Deadpool goes down as the note turns into an iron mask.)

Deadpool: UHMPH!!

(Panel 2. T-Ray stands over the fallen Deadpool.)

T-Ray: Now, I have some unfinished business to attend to.

(Panel 3. Exit T-Ray. Panel 4. Chief Authier is armed with a circular saw, and is trying to saw through the bonds holding the other members of Generation X.)

SFX: SKREEE!!!
Chief Authier: It's no use. These bonds are inpentrable. But I have an idea.

(Panel 4. We see T-Ray facing the White Queen. She grits her teeth at him. They are in the biodome control room.)

T-Ray: More cattle for the slaughter.
Queen: Why are you attacking us? We've never done anything to you!

(Panel 5. T-Ray holds up his sword.)

T-Ray: You hired Wilson. . . and that's guilt by association.

(Page 12, panel 1. The White Queen unleashes a psychic blast at T-Ray, knocking him backwards.)

Queen: I am by no means defeated!

(Panel 2. We see T-Ray against the wall.)

Cap (T1): I was expecting an assault on my mind.
Cap (T2): I will not underestimate her again.

(Panel 3. T-Ray throws a volley of small spikes at The White Queen, who dives out of the way. Panel 4. The White Queen psychically lashes out at T-Ray, not affecting him.)

T-Ray: Silly girl . . .

(Page 13, panel 1. T-Ray makes a diving kick onto the White Queen. She is knocked back.)

T-Ray: The mind is a terrible playground.
SFX: POW!!

(Panel 2. The White Queen reels.)

Queen: Uhn. . .

(Panel 3. T-Ray strikes the White Queen in her face, causing blood to come out of her nose.)

T-Ray: Two bit telepaths don't impress me.
SFX: WHAM!!

(Panel 4. The White Queen is down, and bleeding.)

T-Ray (1): The mighty Generation X. . . not so mighty now.
T-Ray (2): The future doesn't look so bright now.

(Panel 5. Enter Jubilee, Chamber, Synch, M and Husk. Husk is in a metallic form.)

Cap (N1): He was distracted by his fight with the White Queen.
Cap (N2): Therefore, the magical bonds holding the others vanished.
Jubilee: All right you dweeb, you're time has come!!
T-Ray (turns): More flies to swat.

(Page 14, panel 1. Jubilee unleashes a volley of plasmoids at T-Ray, who easily avoids them.)

SFX: Pip! Ping!
T-Ray: I'm being cuted to death.

(Panel 2. T-Ray throws a Post-it note at Jubilee, who dives to avoid it.)

T-Ray: My concentration may have slipped a little, but not again.

(Panel 3. Go over to see Chief Authier stumble onto Deadpool. He still has the saw.)

Cap (N): Meanwhile . . .
Chief's thoughts: (The bonds just vanished. Well, I hope they can get rid of this person - What in the ?)

(Page 15, panel 1. Chief Authier approaches Deadpool.)

Chief: Don't worry, I'll get you out of that in a moment!

(Panel 2. Chief Authier turns on the circular saw.)

SFX: Whirr!
Chief: Now, stand very still. . .
Deadpool: MNERG!!

(Panel 3. Chief Authier applies the saw to Deadpool's mask, cutting it.)

SFX: SKREE!!
Deadpool: RUMPH!!

(Panel 4: Chief Authier stops the saw as blood spurts.)

SFX: Whirr!
Deadpool: YEOW!!!

(Panel 5. Deadpool pulls the iron mask off of himself.)

Deadpool: Uhn . . .
Chief: Are you alright? You look terrible!

(Page 16, panel 1. We see Deadpool without his mask.)

Deadpool: You should see me when I get up in the morning.
Chief: What happened?

(Panel 2. Deadpool picks up his mask, which is in tatters.)

Deadpool: Well, so much for this mask. I'd better go hunt down another.

(Panel 2. Go back to see M making a diving kick in T-Ray. Jubilee is down.)

SFX: WHACK!!
T-Ray: Never send a girl in to do an impossible job.

(Panel 3. T-Ray catches M's fist in his hand.)

T-Ray: Now you're starting to annoy me.
SFX: CRACK!!
M: AH!

(Panel 4. M holds her hand, which is broken and bleeding.)

M: He - He broke my hand! C'est incroyable!

(Panel 5. T-Ray strikes M in the face, causing her to bleed and go back.)

SFX: WHAM!!
T-Ray: Lack of concentration at the matter of hand.

(Page 17, panel 1. Enter Tracy Authier.)

Tracy: What's going on?

Synch: Tracy! get out of here! It's dangerous!

(Panel 2. T-Ray pushes aside Synch, noticing Tracy.)

SFX: SHOVE!!
T-Ray: What's this? A new one to the place?

(Panel 3. T-Ray stands near Tracy.)

T-Ray: So young. . . too bad. You could have been something good.
Tracy: Leave me alone!

(Panel 4. T-Ray starts to slow down.)

T-Ray: What in the --!?

(Panel 5. T-Ray collapses.)

T-Ray: Can't. . . move. . . Not. . . again. . .
SFX: WHUMP!!

(Page 18, panel 1. Enter Deadpool, wearing a white mask.)

Deadpool: Looks like I missed the fun.

(Panel 2. T-Ray turns over.)

T-Ray: You. . . may. . . have. . . won. . . this. . . time. .

(Panel 3. T-Ray vanishes.)

Synch (To Deadpool): Just who was he, anyway?
Deadpool: An old friend turned bad.

(Panel 4. Infirmary. We see Banshee and the White Queen in beds, resting. They have bandages and bruises on them. Husk is placing M's hand in a velcro cast. The other members of Generation X and Deadpool are there.)

Husk: Stand still, Monet.
M: I can't believe it. He broke my hand. Nobody has been able to do that before.

(Panel 5. Deadpool approaches M.)

Deadpool: Hey, I've lost count of the number of times I've had my hand broken.

(Page 19, panel 1. M is not amused.)

M: You're not superhumanly resistant to injury like I am.
Deadpool: True.

(Panel 2. The White Queen wakes up.)

Queen: Uhn. . .

(Panel 3. The others rush to the White Queen.)

Synch: White Queen. . . can you hear us . . .?

(Panel 4. The White Queen opens her eyes.)

Queen: Deadpool. . . you're. . . fired . . .
Deadpool: Well, it wasn't my idea for him to come here.

(Panel 5. The White Queen continues to speak.)

Queen: The rest of the money. . . will just about cover. . . all that damage. . .
Deadpool: Well, it's all worth it.

(Page 20. Full panel page. Everyone faces Deadpool.)

Deadpool: Well, now that we've got the basics out of the way, it's time for a test.
All but Deadpool, Banshee, and the White Queen: GROAN!
Cap (N): Just a typical day in Snow Valley, Mass.

--End--

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