Generation X fruit pie story

(Scene: Generation X headquarters, in the front lawn. The members of Generation X (except the White Queen, Banshee, and Skin) are there, facing Emplate and his acolytes. Panel 1. The Acolytes arrive on the scene.)

Jubilee: Ohmigawd! It's that total dweeb Emplate!
Emplate: The time has come, Generation X. . . you must die!

(Panel 2. Emplate's acolytes attack the members of Generation X, who fight back.)

M: Just like you to ruin a perfect day, Marius.
Emplate: The day will be perfect when you die, sister.

(Panel 3. Enter the White Queen, with several Hostess fruit pies on a tray.)

Queen: We shouldn't fight now. Come on, let's have some Hostess fruit Pies.

(Panel 4. The members of Generation X and Emplates Acolytes take the fruit pies.)

Emplate: Hmm. . . real fruit filling. . . flaky crust. . . nobody can resist this.

(Panel 5. Emplate's acolytes get dizzy.)

Bullwark: MEIN GOTT!! These fruit pies are drugged!
Queen: You honestly didn't think we'd give you food for free, did you?

(Panel 6. Emplate's acolytes fall asleep.)

SFX: FLUMP! FLUMP! FLUMP! FLUMP!
Jubilee: Like, totally cool, Ms. Frost!
Emplate: So why isn't this sleep drug affecting you?

(Panel 7. The White Queen smiles.)

Queen: We took an antidote before now. Did you?
Emplate (Falling): Uh. . .no.

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