Generation X

(Panel 1. Scene: A kitchen. Jubilee is there, dressed in a nice blouse, miniskirt, and an apron that reads: "Self-powered oven." She has several bowls in front of her, and a pot simmering on the stove behind her. {picture this being drawn by the same guy who did Generation X underground.})

Jubilee: Hi de ho, true believers! Jubilee here once again to give you tips on cooking. This time, we're doing the most kewlest dish ever invented by man, Pizza!

(Panel 2. Jubilee gestures to a bowl.)

Jubilee: O.k., so like the first thing you need is a crust, o.k.? So like take all the ingrediants, and put them into a bowl.

(Panel 3. We see Jubilee throwing several things into the bowl.)

Jubilee: And like stir it good, o.k.?

(Panel 4. Jubilee stirs the mixture up.)

Jubilee: You'll like know when it's mixed right 'cause it'll look like dough, o.k.?

(Panel 5. Jubilee sets that bowl aside.)

Jubilee: O.k., so like you got to let that rise. So like while you're waiting for that, work on the other things.

(Panel 6. Enter Husk.)

Husk: Hey Jubes, what's up?
Jubilee: Oh, hi Paige. Just showing the people out there how to make a pizza.

(Page 2, panel 1. Husk is serious.)

Husk: Like people today really have the time to go out and gather everything for a homemade pizza, and make it.
Jubilee: Oh, Pl-EEZ! if you aren't going to like help then get out of the kitchen, o.k.?

(Panel 2. Husk smiles.)

Husk: And miss you making a fool of yourself? No way.
Jubilee (Ignoring Husk): MOVING RIGHT ALONG, we like have to do the sauce next.

(Panel 3. Jubilee goes up to the simmering pot.)

Jubilee: O.k., so I like got some stuff simmering here. So like, you add the tomatoes, the oregano, and the other stuff to make a totally excellent sauce.

(Panel 4. Jubilee throws some stuff into the pot.)

Jubilee: You can like add whatever you want.
Husk: You can also save time and taste buds by ordering a pizza and having it delivered.

(Panel 5. Jubilee faces Husk, upset.)

Jubilee: Get a clue, Paige! This is like how to do something youself, o.k.?
Husk: Jubes, this is getting really silly now.

(Panel 6. Jubilee faces the viewer.)

Jubilee: O.k., so like you have to decide on which toppings you want, alright? For the sake of simplicity we're going to use pepperoni and cheese only.
Husk: Say, do you know how pepperoni is made?

(Page 3, panel 1. Jubilee is angered, but continues to ignore Husk.)

Jubilee: Well, the dough should be ready now, so let's roll it out.

(Panel 2. Jubilee takes the dough out of the bowl, and puts it on the table.)

Jubilee: So first thing you do is roll it out with a rolling pin.

Husk: And then it'll be flatter than your acting ability.

(Panel 3. Jubilee flattens the dough with a rolling pin.)

Jubilee: Come on! I may not be as smart as Monet, but I can do this, despite what you think!

(Panel 4. Jubilee picks up the flattened dough.)

Jubilee: And now you like toss the dough up and spin it around.

Husk: Are you sure you want to do that, Jubes? The ceiling in here is kinda low. . .

(Panel 5. Jubilee tosses the dough into the air, spinning it.)

Jubilee: Oh, Pl-EEZ! If you aren't going to help get out of the kitchen!