(Front cover. We see the members of Generation X in action completely botched up. Banshee is a blind Hispanic man, Chamber is a short, overweight WASP woman, Husk is a redheaded man with crossed green eyes, Jubilee is a very tall (over 6 feet) man who is invisible. M is an old White male who needs a walker to get around, Penance, a tall brunette, is using her sonic powers. Skin is a cross-eyed white male who is psi-blasting someone off panel, Synch is a white female with long, blonde hair, and the White Queen is, well, you don't want to know.)

Cap (N): The Demise of Generation X!

(Inside front cover. We see the following:)

Ah, who cares about continuity?

(Page 1, panel 1. Generation X headquarters, Snow Valley, Mass. We see the team as described on the cover sitting around the front porch.)

Jubilee: 'Ere! Something's wrong with us, mate!
Chamber: Why, what doest thou meanest, Jubes?

(Panel 2. Jubilee faces the others.)

Jubilee: We've gone all funny-like, mate. Oy've suddenly turned into an Australian Aborigine 'oo's invisible.

(Panel 3. Emplate flies in. He is a tall, handsome Gentleman of Russian extraction.)

Emplate: Das Vidanya, comrades! It is time for you to die!!
Queen: Emplate!

(Panel 4. Emplate turns into a gas, and surrounds Generation X.)

Emplate: Say goodnight, comrades!
Jubilee: 'Ere! This can't be right! Are you sure that's Emplate?
Queen: I'd know my fourth cousin once removed if I saw him.

(Page 2, panel 1. Emplate kicks Jubilee, while still being a gaseous being.)

SFX: WHOCK!!
Jubilee: UHN!

(Panel 2. Enter Bianca LaNiege, who looks like a miscolored Santa Claus.)

Bianca: Save some of them for me, Emplate!
Synch: Bianca LaNiege!
Jubilee: Is this writer on drugs or something?

(Panel 3. Jubilee stops everything.)

Jubilee: STOP THIS MACARONI NOW, MATES!!

(Panel 4. Jubilee looks over everything.)

Jubilee: What in the world is going on 'ere? 'Ow did I become a Jackaroo from New South Wales? None of us are right, or even have the right powers!

(Page 3, panel 1. Enter Psylocke, who is now a California bleach blonde bimbo type.)

Psylocke: *Giggle* Oh come on, Jubes, you're like totally taking this majorly too hard.
Jubilee: No Oy'm not, mate! They turned you into me with bleach blonde 'air! Our 'eadmistress is a cross between a yak, an armadillo and an aardvark! Synch was put into Husk's body, and given 4 extra feet of hair!

(Panel 2. Jubilee flies into the air.)

Jubilee: I'm going to Marvel and finding out who is responsible for this!

(Panel 3. Jubilee falls to the ground.)

Voice (from off panel): That would be me.

(Panel 4. We turn to see Larry Hama there.)

Hama: Yes, it is me, the comic book series X-Terminator!! And I'll ruin Generation X just like I did Elektra!

(Page 4, panel 1. Jubilee faces Hama.)

Jubilee: Blimey! It's you!
Hama: That's right, when a comic book needs to be sunk, I'll be there! Generation X was selling too well, and Marvel needed me to come in and wreck it so they can go into Chaper 7 bankruptcy!

(Panel 2. Jubilee is aghast.)

Jubilee: You Dingo! Generation X is moi 'ome! Nobody deserves to be done in like this.
M (Weakly): I . . . agree . . .

(Panel 3. Hama takes out a scythe and cuts M in two.)

SFX: SLICE!
Hama: Shut up, old woman! you're not fit to be heard from anymore!
Penance: Wait a minute! Don't do that to my boyfriend's friend!

(Panel 4. Everyone is aghast.)

Psylocke: Ohmigawd! You like totally killed Carrie! You b@$+@r&!
Hama: Shut up or I'll kill you too and then resurrect you as an Argentinian brothel owner's son!

(Page 5, panel 1. Jubilee faces the audience.)

Jubilee: This is insane! We need someone to help us out!

(Panel 2. Hama smiles sinisterly.)

Hama: Nobody can help you, Jubilee . . . now get back to the fighting!

(Panel 3, 4, and 5. Reenter M, who walks very slowly.)

Jubilee (panel 5): Say, weren't you killed on the previous page?

(Page 6, panel 1. Hama folds his arms across his chest.)

Hama: This is the Marvel Universe. Characters die only to be resurrected again a few pages later.

(Panel 2. Husk advances.)

Husk: This is a very very revolting development.
Jubilee: Look at that. You have Husk a Hindu accent!

(Panel 3. Synch approaches Jubilee.)
Synch: Leesteen gringo, I do not like haveeng thees acceent eetheer.
Jubilee: Blimey! Is there anyone you didn't give an accent to?

(Panel 4. Penance approaches Jubilee.)

Penance: Me.
Jubilee: Mate, you're not supposed to speak at all!

Hama: My word is king here.
Voice (from off panel): Stop right there!

(Panel 5. They turn to see the legion of Generation X fans, lead by Aaron Reiser, and including Dark Claw, FlameWrait, Tigrr, and me (Quamp.) We are all dressed in spandex like superheroes.)

Riser: Your rein of terror is over, Hama!
Hama: Never! The editor said I was to be writer of Generation X "for a long time to come."*
Cap (N): * He does not lie either.

(Page 7, panel 1. The legion of Generation X fans advance on Hama.)

Quamp: You're destroying Generation X, just like you did Elektra. Look at them! You couldn't tell they were Generation X without being told that.
Hama: I do as I am told.

(Panel 2. Quamp pulls out a picture.)

Quamp: Well, I know your biggest embarrassment, Hama . . . Obnoxio the clown!! And here he is now!

(Panel 3. Enter Obnoxio the Clown, riding a unicycle and juggling balls.)

Obnoxio: Yer fadda's moustache!
Tigrr: Uh, You're kidding, right Quamp?
Quamp: Nope, Hama created this bum.

(Panel 4. Obnoxio throws one of the balls at Hama.)

Obnoxio: Think fast, creator boy!
Hama: Wait a minute - don't do that!

(Panel 5. The ball explodes as it reaches Hama.)

SFX: BOOM!

(Page 8, panel 1. Quamp then holds up a copy of the Handbook to the Marvel Universe Master Edition entry on Jubilee.)

Dark Claw: We're just getting started, Hama.
Quamp: Take a copy of the Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe.
Hama: No! Get that thing away from me!

(Panel 2. Dark Claw throws a very long petition at Hama.)

Dark Claw: Here's a petition to get you removed from Generation X.
Hama: WHUFF!

(Panel 3. Hama runs.)

Hama: I'll be back, count on it!

(Panel 4. Jubilee is elated.)

Jubilee: That's great, mate. But what about us?

(Panel 5. Tigrr steps forward.)

Tigrr: All I need to is do a little typing, and -

(Page 9, panel 1. Generation X is restored to normal.)

Jubilee: Major coolness.

Dark Claw: And we've fixed some major discrepancies that have been going on.
Quamp: Notice Jubilee has her old blue eyes back, just like the Handbook says she has.

(Panel 2. Tigrr smiles.)

Tigrr: And this whole convoluted M/Penance thing never happened. In fact the two of them aren't related!
M: Great, that plotline left me confused, and I was in it!

(Panel 3. Dark Claw turns.)

Dark Claw: Well, we've got to get back to reality. Keep the faith, true believers!

(Panel 4. Exit most of the fans, except for Quamp.)
Quamp (1): And if anyone else out there would like to have a date.
Queen: Don't call me and I won't call you.
Quamp (2): Man, this really stinks.

(Panel 5. Enter Tigrr.)

Tigrr: Quamp, you're late with those X-Force goofs. Get on the stick!
Quamp (Turns): Oh, all right. ++:(

(Page 10, panel 1. exit Quamp and Tigrr.)

Quamp: Oh, time for a party by the pool, gang.

(Panel 2. We see the members of Generation X by their swimming pool. The women are in bikinis, and the men are in swimtrunks.) Cap (N): A little later . . .
Jubilee: This like so totally cool, o.k.? Like, all that Hama dude had us do was go around getting hurt and stuff, and like we really needed a break from that.
Voice (From off panel): I agree, mi amor.

(Panel 3. They turn to see Moria MacTaggert, Sonnos, and El Aguila there. They too are in swimwear.)

Aguila: You look muy tense, mi amor. Let me give you a massage.
Queen (Smiles): Alejandro . . .
Jubilee: Esteban!

(Panel 4. Sonnos and Jubilee embrace.)

Jubilee: Oh, I've like totally missed you so much!
Sonnos: I have missed you as well, mi amor.

(Panel 5. We see the members of Generation X relaxing and enjoying themselves.)

Jubilee: I like have so much to tell you . . .

(Page 11, full panel page. We see editor Ruben Diaz watching the scene on a viewscreen.)

Diaz: Well, they may have been able to defeat my flunky Hama . . . but they will find me impossible to break!
Cap (N): To be continued??