(Scene: The Hellhouse. Panel 1. Typhoid Mary attacks Deadpool. Both of them are in their uniforms. She has a machete drawn; he has his katana drawn.)
Typhoid: I'll kill you, Pool!
Cap (D): Got to find something that will turn the tide to my favor.
(Panel 2. Deadpool gives Typhoid some Hostess fruit pies.)
Deadpool: Hey, chill out, have some Hostess fruit pies.
Typhoid: Lemme see that. . .
(Panel 3. Typhoid reads the wrapper to an apple fruit pie.)
Typhoid: Number of calories 480!? 200 calories from fat!? May include beef fat!?*
Cap (N): *All facts here are true - read the label if you don't believe me.
(Panel 4. Typhoid runs her machete through Deadpool.)
Typhoid: Try and make me fat with clogged arteries, will you!? Take that!!
SFX: SKLORCH!
Deadpool: *!
(Panel 5. Deadpool falls down, hurting. Typhoid strikes him some more.)
Typhoid: I have to keep in top shape, Pool!
Deadpool: Uhn. . .
SFX: POW!!
(Panel 6. We see Deadpool, uniform blood stained and torn, holding up a lean delights
meal.)
Deadpool: Uhn. . . next time I'll try the lean deluxe meal.
Typhoid: No way! Those meals have enough sodium to choke a horse!
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