(Panel 1: A supermarket. We see Deadpool shopping, wearing his uniform, and a pair of overalls over his uniform. He does not have his swords.)
Deadpool: Ah, shopping. Time to relax, unwind, and be a good little voodoo conusmer.
(Panel 2. Suddenly, the Blob comes out of nowhere and strikes Deadpool.)
SFX: POW!!
Deadpool: UHNGH!!
(Panel 3. Deadpool stands.)
Deadpool: The Blob!
Blob: You are going to die!
(Panel 4. The Blob throws a punch at Deadpool, who dives to get out of the way.)
Cap (D): Got to find something to distract him. . .
(Panel 5. Deadpool sees some Hostess fruit pies on a shelf.)
Deadpool: That's it!
(Panel 6. Deadpool gives some of the pies to the Blob.)
Deadpool: Let's not fight here. Come on, try some fruit pies on me.
Blob (taking the pies): Mmm. . . real fruit filling. . . nobody can resist that.
(Panel 7. Deadpool ties up the Blob with a cord.)
Deadpool (1): And once again, Hostess fruit pies help save the day!
Deadpool (2): Hey, if it can work for Thor, Spider-Man, and the Hulk, it can work for me.
(Panel 8. A clerk gives Deadpool a long bill.) Clerk: Maybe so, but they didn't have to use $5,000 worth of pies to stop their foes.
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