Deadpool

"Meet the Mouth"

(Front cover. In a parody of Incredible Hulk #409, we see Killpower and Deadpool rushing towards each other, guns drawn. Motormouth is standing in front of them, gesturing to them.)

Motormouth: The merc with a mouth meets Motormouth!

(Inside front cover. We see the usual blurbs for Deadpool, T-Ray, the Expediter, and Monty. Below that, we see the following blurbs:)

Motormouth: Siryn clone #452! The mysterious Mys-Tech Corporation for an experiment involving special shoes that could do a variety of tasks chose former street urchin Harley Davis. An operation to recover from an accident later on endowed her with the ability to produce various sounds. She is very outspoken and eager to verbally abuse anyone who comes her way.

Killpower: Mr. Immortal clone #254! The lover of Motormouth, Julius Mullarkey is physically 30 but chronologically 16. He is a genetic mixture of human, rhino, elephant, and other DNA. This has endowed him with superhuman strength, endurance, and a high degree of resistance to injury.

Mys-Tech Corporation: A very mysterious company that uses magic in its research for its own sick, twisted games.

Oona Mullarkey: The Vamp Clone #241! Her mutant power of extraordinary scientific research ability has created Killpower, and now she turns this talent to her latest creation, Thrillkill!

Thrillkill: Kraven the Hunter Clone #52! He's got the mind if a child and the body of Mike Tyson, but Ralph Mullarkey has one problem: He doesn't like to fight! This is definitely going to put a crimp in his adventuring career.

(The second page recounts what happened previously. Page 1, panel 1. LLL headquarters. We see Monty there, looking over some screens. There are various pictures of various things in the background. Caption notations: D-Deadpool; E-Expediter; H-Motormouth; K- Killpower; M-Monty; and N-Narrator.)

Cap (N1): The offices of Landeau, Luckman, and Lake.

Cap (N2): He is simply known as Montgomery.

Cap (N3): It is his job to do the monitoring for them.

Cap (M1): This is trouble.

Cap (M2): I'd better get Zoe in on this.

(Panel 2. Go over to Zoe's office. We see her with Weasel. Weasel is swooning over her, and this does not amuse Zoe.)

Zoe: What part of NO do you not understand!?

Weasel (Not paying attention to what she's saying): Guh.

(Panel 3. Zoe rolls her eyes.)

Zoe (1): Get out of my office.

Weasel: You're beautiful when you're angry. And when you're sad, and when you're happy, and when you're bored -

Zoe (Angry, 2): I get the point! Now get out of my office!!

(Panel 3. Monty's call comes in.)

SFX: Beep.

Monty (From a speaker): Expediter, I need you here.

Zoe: Thank God.

(Panel 4. Exit Zoe.)

Weasel's thoughts (1): (What a woman.)

Weasel's thoughts (2): (I think she's beginning to like me.)

Cap (N): As if. . .

(Panel 5. Monty's place. We see Zoe with him now.)

Zoe: What's the skinny?

Monty: I've picked up some dangerous mystical disruptions from England. Some sorcerer there is doing some unkosher things. Get someone over there and stop it.

(Panel 6. Zoe is concerned.)

Zoe (1): But I'm handling the Tolemeos Matrix. I can't do it.

Monty: Then find someone who can. This is of paramount importance. If they are not stopped, they could rip a hole in the earth the size of Africa. The resulting shockwaves would kill everything.

Zoe (2): But our only free agent right now is -

(Page 2, splash page. We see Deadpool sitting in the Deadhut, reading a tabloid newspaper. The cover reads: "Elektra's secret past revealed!" Deadpool wears his uniform and bandoleer.)

Cap (E): "Deadpool!"

Cap (N1): San Francisco, specifically the Deadhut.

Cap (N2): Deadpool is relaxing for the first time in a good while.

Cap (D1): Can you believe this?

Cap (D2): Elektra is the daughter of a drunken former Greek ambassador.

Cap (D3): As if!

Cap (D4): She sure is a babe, though.

Cap (D5): I wonder if we'll meet again?

SFX: Ring! Ring!

(Page 3, panel 1. Deadpool picks up the phone.)

Deadpool: Timmy's discount used lemonade stand. Beat the heat with our special treat!

Zoe (from the phone): Pool! Get yourself down to the office at once!

(Panel 2. Deadpool salutes.)

Deadpool: Yes Ma'am! Right away, chief!

Zoe: And don't call me chief!

(Panel 4. Deadpool teleports out.)

Deadpool: I wonder what she wants this time?

(Page 4, panel 1. Go over to London. We see Motormouth and Killpower enter their apartment.)

Cap (N1): Half a world away, in London,

Cap (N2): Motormouth and Killpower wind up their day at their place.

Motormouth: Whew. . . what a day.

Killpower: You said it. Fighting the fog monster was not easy.

(Panel 2. They both collapse on the couch.)

Motormouth: I ache in parts that I didn't know I 'ad.

(Panel 3. Killpower falls asleep.)

Motormouth: Well, let's get to the bed and sleep, what say?

Killpower: Zzzzz. . .

(Panel 4. Motormouth stands uneasily.)

Motormouth: Fell asleep again, just like the last time. Well, good night, Julius. I'm not about to try to drag you to bed.

(Panel 5. Motormouth falls back onto the couch, and sleeps.)

SFX: FLUMP!

Motormouth: Zzzzz. . . .

(Page 5, panel 1. Go over to Mys-Tech headquarters. We see Oona Mullarkey there, standing in front of a container full of a green ooze. There is an unidentifiable shape somewhat resembling a human in the ooze. The container itself is made of shatter resistant clear plastic. Oona wears her glasses and has a conservative dress and white lab coat on.)

Cap (N1): Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Mys-Tech,

Cap (N2): Doctor Oona Mullarkey is revealing her latest experiment.

Oona: Ladies and gentlemen, what I am about to show you is the product of 8 years of recreating my greatest experiment ever.

(Panel 2. Oona continues to talk.)

Oona: After the Killpower setback a few years ago, I have found ways to assure our new assassin will be completely obedient to me.

(Panel 3. We see the ooze in the container start to drain away.)

Oona: Our new creation now has a mutant's genetic material, making him even stronger than before.

(Panels 4 and 5. The ooze drains away to see a copy of Killpower (minus the blonde in his hair) in the container. The Killpower clone wears a loincloth, and has his eyes closed.)

Oona: Everyone, allow me to introduce to you the new assassin for Mys-Tech, Thrillkill.

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(Panel 6. One of the leaders of Mys-Tech approaches Oona.)

Leader: Interesting. . . but he'd better live up to your claims.

Oona: He's everything I promise him to be.

(Panel 7. The Leader smiles sinisterly.)

Leader: Good, because his first assignment will be to kill the old Killpower.

(Page 6, panel 1. Go back to Zoe and Deadpool. We see them in Zoe's office, along with Weasel, who is lost in his thoughts of Zoe.)

Deadpool: Weas! God, I've wanted to apologize to you so much!

(Panel 2. Deadpool waves his hand in front of Weasel, who is oblivious to him.)

Deadpool: Uh. . . Weasel? Jack?

Zoe: He's been like that ever since he came in here. Well, we've got no time to waste. Pool, you've got to get to England and see what's causing all those mystical disruptions over there.

(Panel 3. Deadpool ignores Zoe.)

Deadpool (singing): Weasel and Zoe sitting in a tree/ K-I-S-S-I-N-G/ First comes -

Zoe (interrupts, upset 1): POOL!

Zoe (2): Don't encourage him!

(Panel 4. Deadpool is stalwart.)

Deadpool: Spoil sport.

Zoe: Just get to England and investigate those mystical disruptions, alright? And get the mystical sensor from the tech department.

(Panel 5. Deadpool teleports out.)

Deadpool: Will do kemo sabe!

Zoe (Sighs): *Sigh*. . . I swear, if I didn't have to put up with him . . .

(Page 4, panel 1. Go back to Mys-Tech headquarters. We see Oona Mullarkey and Thrillkill in a target range. Thrillkill holds a large laser.)

Cap (N1): Several hours later, back at Mys-Tech headquarters,

Cap (N2): Thrillkill gets a taste of shooting.

Thrillkill: Ralph not understand.

Oona: It's very easy, just point the laser down range and shoot, alright?

(Panel 2. Ralph fires the laser at a target, hitting it. The target explodes.)

SFX: KA-BLAM!!!

Thrillkill: OW!!

(Panel 3. Thrillkill drops the weapon, and holds his ears.)

Thrillkill: Sound hurt Ralph's ears!

Oona: All right, so maybe there are still a few bugs to work out.

(Panel 4. Oona picks up the gun with great difficulty.)

Oona: I'll have the technicians work on it immediately.

(Panel 5. Go back to Motormouth and Killpower. We see them waking up for the day.)

Killpower (1): Man . . . that was something else.

Killpower (2, to Motormouth): Morning, love.

Motormouth: Morning, Julius.

(Panel 6. They give each other a quick kiss. Page 5, panel 1. They part.)

Motormouth: Well, time to get ready for the day.(

Panel 2. Go back to Deadpool. We see him in the tech department of Landeau, Luckman and Lake. There is a nebbish old man at the desk.)

Man: Go away!

Deadpool: Come on, the Expediter sent me.

(Panel 3. The old man stares at Deadpool with jaundiced eye.)

Man: You and about 15,000 others. Now get lost!!

Deadpool: Come on! It's just one mystical detection device, is that too much to ask for?

R: What is it you need?

Deadpool: A mystical sensor.

(Panel 6. R gives Deadpool a mystical sensor.)

R (1): Right, there you go.

R (2): And Deadpool, try to bring it back in one piece this time?

Deadpool: Hey, don't I always?

(Page 7, panel 1. Deadpool teleports out.)

R and Man (Simultaneously): No!(Panel 2. Go back to Motormouth and Killpower. We see them at an outdoor cafe having breakfast.)

Cap (N): And moments later, back in London. . .

Killpower: So, what are we going to do today, Harley?

Motormouth: I want a nice, quiet day for once.

(Panel 3. We see the waiter coming in, carrying their meals.)

Motormouth: It's about @#*$ time.

(Panel 4. Deadpool teleports in, right in front of the waiter.)

Deadpool: Finally-

(Panel 5. The waiter crashes into Deadpool, sending breakfast flying. The two of them fall on the ground.)

SFX: CRASH!!

(Panel 6. We see Deadpool on the ground, with a pancake on his head, which has a pat of butter on the top of it. There are other pieces of breakfast scattered around them.)

Deadpool (1): Hey, look where you're going.

Deadpool (2): This is a very revolting development.

(Page 8, panel 1. Motormouth and Killpower stand over Deadpool.)

Motormouth: Who the *%#$ are you!?

Killpower: We've been waiting forever for that breakfast, mate.

Deadpool: Have I come at a bad time?

(Panel 2. Deadpool stands, removing the pancake from his head.)

Deadpool: I think the ol' teleporter is on the fritz again. I should have ended up on Fleet street.

Motormouth: Listen you $#%@, because of you we're going to have breakfast delayed too *&#@ long!

(Panel 3. Deadpool faces Motormouth. The waiter stands.)

Deadpool (1): My, you swear worse than a marine. I thought you Brits were supposed to be all prim and proper and all that.

Deadpool (2): You sure are a babe, though. Love the violet eyes.

Motormouth: Just like a @#*& yank to stereotype us.

Killpower (coldly): That's my girlfriend you're talking about. Just who are you anyway, mate?

(Panel 4. The Waiter cleans the mess up in the background. Deadpool turns to Killpower.)

Deadpool (1): The name's Deadpool, you -

Deadpool (2): My, aren't you a big one.

(Panel 5. Killpower picks up Deadpool with one hand.)

Killpower: Well, you're going to pay for our meal, mate.

Deadpool: You take American Express?

(Panel 6. Go back to Thrillkill and Oona. They are in the target area again.)

Oona: JUST SHOOT THE TARGET!

Thrillkill: Right.

(Panel 2. Thrillkill fires at the target, causing it to explode.)

SFX: ZAPT!!

Oona: That's better.

(Panel 3. Thrillkill turns to Oona.)

Thrillkill: Mother, why does Ralph have to shoot things? Ralph not like killing.

Oona: Because outside, you have to kill to survive.

(Panel 4. Thrillkill is confused. A question mark appears over him.)

Thrillkill: Ralph confused.

Oona: Trust me on this.

(Page 10, panel 1. Go back to Killpower and Deadpool. We see them beating on each other. Deadpool makes a diving kick onto Killpower, who does not flinch.)

SFX: POW!!

Killpower: Ready to give up yet, mate?

(Panel 2. Killpower picks up Deadpool with one hand.)

Deadpool (1): Hey, it's no fair having two against one.

Motormouth: Ha! I haven't done a &*#@ thing.

Deadpool (2): I'm talking about the two of him.

(Panel 3. Deadpool in one move pulls out his gun and fires. The bullets bounce off Killpower.)

SFX (1): BLAM! BLAM!

Deadpool (1): EAT LEAD!!

SFX (2): PING! PING!

Deadpool (2): Uh-oh.

(Panel 4. Killpower takes Deadpool's gun with one hand, and crushes it.)

Killpower: Guns are not toys, and I really hate being shot.

Deadpool: Is it too late to talk things over?

(Panel 5. Killpower holds up Deadpool with one hand.)

Deadpool (small type in a large word balloon): Mother. . .

Killpower: I should break every bone in your body now. . . but I won't.

(Panel 6. Killpower drops Deadpool.)

SFX: WHUMP!

Deadpool: Erm. . . not that I'm not grateful, but could you run that by me again?

Killpower: I don't kill anymore unless I have to. It's not right.

(Page 11, panel 1. Motormouth stands over Deadpool.)

Motormouth: You gonna apologize now, mate, or do I 'ave to get rough?

Deadpool: Is there an alternative in the matter?

(Panel 2. Deadpool stands.)

Deadpool: Look, I was sent here by my bosses to investigate some mystical disruptions that are going on here.

(Panel 3. Motormouth and Killpower stop.)

Motormouth: Mystical disruptions?

Killpower: You don't think he means Mys-Tech?

(Panel 4. Deadpool pulls out his mystical scanner.)

Deadpool (looking it over): It's about 11 kilometers from here in a town you call Southwark.

Motormouth: Bloody hell! That is Mys-Tech!

Killpower: You're better off not going there.

(Panel 5. Deadpool is confused.)

Deadpool: What do you mean?

Motormouth: They do some $#@% nasty things there, mate.

Panel 6. Deadpool is serious.)

Deadpool: Well, they're also doing experiments that will tear this planet apart. Someone has to stop them.

Killpower: Looks like we'll have to go with him, Motormouth.

(Page 12, panel 1. Motormouth faces Killpower.)

Motormouth: Are you out of your %*#@ mind!?

Killpower: Harley, we're heroes. It's what we do.

(Panel 2. Motormouth turns away from Killpower.)

Motormouth: I'm not going on some @#&% suicide mission.

Deadpool: Well, I usually work alone, but anything else you can tell me about this Mys-Tech would help.

(Panel 3. Motormouth faces Deadpool.)

Motormouth: You're out of your #@*+ mind if you think you can stop them, mate.

Deadpool: I really don't have an alternative in the matter, you know.

(Panel 4. Motormouth rolls her eyes.)

Motormouth: Alright, we'll go with you.

(Panel 5. Deadpool smiles.)

Deadpool: Great, breakfast then a jaunt to this place.

(Page 13, panel 1. We see them eating breakfast.)

Motormouth: Best #$@* breakfast I've had in months.

(Panel 2. Suddenly Thrillkill and Oona Mullarkey teleport in, with a magical burst.)

Oona: There he is, Thrillkill. . . kill him.

Thrillkill: Do I have to?

(Panel_3. Deadpool, Motormouth and Killpower stand.)

Oona: Obey your mother, Thrillkill.

Killpower: YOU!

(Panel 4. Thrillkill advances on Killpower.)

Thrillkill: I have to kill you now. . . nothing personal, mind you. . . but it's not up to me, you know. . .

Deadpool: What is going on here?

Killpower: Mother! You lied to me!

(Panel 5. In the background Killpower and Thrillkill attack each other, firing their weapons. The bullets bounce off each other. In the foreground, Motormouth and Deadpool advance on Oona.)

Oona: You're the hussy that turned my Julius away from me!

(Panel 6. Oona and Motormouth get into a catfight.)

Oona: I'll kill you!

Motormouth: Go to %*&@!!

(Page 14, panel 1. Oona throws Motormouth, causing Motormouth to spill out of panel.)

Motormouth: What the --!?

(Panel 2. Deadpool makes a diving kick onto Oona.)

Deadpool: Sorry sister, can't let you do that.

SFX: POW!!(Panel 3. Oona faces Deadpool.)

Oona: You have signed your death warrant!!_

(Panel 4. Oona and Deadpool fire their weapons at each other, missing.)

Deadpool: Sister, you've got some nerve.

(Panel 5. Oona scowls.)

Oona: Who are you? I've never seen you before.

(Panel 6. Deadpool strikes Oona, sending her down.)

Deadpool: The name's Deadpool, not that it matters to you.

(Page 15, panel 1. Thrillkill knocks Killpower down.)

SFX: POW!!

(Panel 2. Thrillkill stands over the fallen Killpower.)

Thrillkill: Nothing personal, mind you. . . I really didn't enjoy this, you know.

Motormouth (1): Enjoy this!

Motormouth (2):EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Panel 3. Thrillkill is thrown into a wall, where he leaves an impression.)

Motormouth: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadpool: Woah, that's just as bad as Terry's* scream.

Cap (N): * Teresa "Terry" Roarke - a.k.a. Siryn.

SFX: WHOMP!!

(Panel 4. Thrillkill turns, and fires at Motormouth, who stops screaming and dives for cover.)

Thrillkill (1): Stop screaming!

Thrillkill (2): You hurt Thrillkill's ears!

Deadpool (1): Huh? Sorry, can't hear you.

Deadpool (2): My ears are ringing from her scream.

(Panel 5. Thrillkill puts away his weapon.)

Thrillkill: Thrillkill not want to hurt you. Thrillkill forced to hurt you by mother.

Killpower: Uhn. . .

Motormouth: Look mate, they've lied to you. You don't have to @#*% hurt people to live.

(Panel 6. Thrillkill looses his irises, and goes expressionless.)

Thrillkill: Must return to core programming. . . kill Killpower. . .

Motormouth: #$@&!! They've got some control over him!

Deadpool: Then we're going to have to take him down.

(Page 16, panel 1. Deadpool fires a tranquilizer dart into Thrillkill's open mouth.)

Thrillkill: Must - ERK!

SFX: FOOMP!

Motormouth: What the &*#@ did you do that for!?

(Panel 2. Thrillkill picks up Oona Mullarkey.)

Thrillkill: Thrillkill to headquarters. . . magicport me now, mother injured. . .

(Panel 3. Thrillkill disappears in a blast of magical energy. Killpower sits up.)

Killpower: Motormouth. . . let's not do that again.

(Panel 4. Killpower stands.)

Deadpool: Are you alright?

Killpower: Shaken, but not stirred. Well, let's get to the headquarters.

(Panel 5. Go back to Thrillkill. We see him at Mys-Tech headquarters with Oona Mullarkey. He sets her on a bed in the infirmary.)

Thrillkill: Mother hurt.

(Panel 6. A doctor enters.)

Doctor: Let me take care of this, Ralph.

Thrillkill: Will mother be alright?

Doctor: Only time will tell.

(Page 17, panel 1. We see Deadpool, Motormouth, and Killpower outside Mys-Tech headquarters. It is an unassuming Victorian flat building on the surface.)

Cap (N): And a little later. . .

Deadpool: Let's try diplomacy first.

(Panel 2. Deadpool goes into the office to see a secretary who resembles David Spade's secretary character.)

Secretary: Yes, may I help you?

Deadpool: I'd like to speak to someone in charge here.

(Panel 3. They continue to talk.)

Secretary: And you are. . .?

Deadpool: The name's Deadpool. I'm with Landeu, Luckman and Lake.

(Panel 4. They continue to talk again.)

Secretary (1): And we would know you from. . .?

Deadpool: Well, we're a land holding firm based in Madripoor.

Secretary (2): Just have a seat here.

(Panel 5,6,7,and 8. We see Deadpool sitting and waiting beneath a clock. The clock shows the times 11:20, 12:45, 2:15, and 4:45 in the respective panels. In panel 8 Deadpool wears a long white beard.)

Secretary: Props don't amuse me.

Deadpool: Bummer.

(Page 18, panel 1. Deadpool removes the beard, and stands.)

Deadpool: I've waited long enough.

Secretary: Look, just sit down, and someone will be with you.

(Panel 2. Deadpool shoots the secretary in the forehead.)

SFX: BLAM!!

Deadpool: One small step for man, one giant leap for expediency.

(Panel 3. Deadpool walks off.)

Deadpool: You're a lame rip off of a stupid character anyway.

(Panel 4. Deadpool runs into one of the elderly leaders of Mys-Tech.)

Leader: Can I help you?

Deadpool: I hope so. The name's Deadpool, and I'm with Landeau, Luckman, and Lake. I need to speak to someone in charge.

(Panel 5. The leader is grim.)

Leader: That would be me.

Deadpool: I want to try diplomacy first. We know you're conducting experiments that are going to tear the planet apart. Would it be too much to ask you to stop them?

(Panel 6. Enter about 5 guards.)

Guard: Stop murderer!!

(Page 19, panel 1. The guards open fire on Deadpool, striking him in the arms and legs. Deadpool goes down.)

Deadpool (1): AH!

Deadpool (2): @#$& I hate being shot.

Deadpool (3): I think I've been hanging around that British babe too long.

(Panel 2. The guards stand over Deadpool.)

Guard (1): He killed our secretary.

Guard (2): Got anything to say before we kill you?

Deadpool: Look behind you.

(Panel 3. The guard kicks Deadpool in the knee.)

Guard: You don't expect me to fall for that, do you?

Killpower (from off panel): Too bad you didn't, mate.

(Panel 4. Killpower, now on panel, strikes the guard in the back with his gun.)

SFX: POW!!

Killpower: Turkey shoot!!

(Panel 5. Motormouth flies in, sonically screaming.)

Motormouth: SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Deadpool: Well, I did warn you.

(Panel 6. Deadpool kicks a guard as Killpower unleashes a volley of gunfire.)

SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!

(Page 20, panel 1. The elderly man waves his hand, causing everything to freeze.)

Leader: Enough!!!

(Panel 2. The leader approaches Deadpool.)

Leader: We ceased the Tolmec Quantum experiment two weeks ago when we found out that it was hurting the earth. The disruptions stopped this morning.

Deadpool: Oh, now you tell me.

(Panel 3. Everyone is released from the magical freeze.)

Leader: However, there is still the matter of you killing my secretary.

Deadpool: Well, look at the time, gotta run!

(Panel 4. Deadpool grabs Motormouth and Killpower, then teleports out.)

Guard: Hey! Get back here!!

(Panel 5. Motormouth and Killpower's flat. Deadpool, Motormouth, and Killpower teleport in.)

Deadpool: Well, all's well that ends well, more or less.

(Page 21, panel 1. Go to the home of T-Ray. We see him sitting in a circle of mystical symbols. He wears a pair of pants and has several cuts on him.)

Cap (N1): The home of T-Ray.

Cap (N2): He is recovering from his latest assignment.

Cap (T1): Concentrate.

Cap (T2): Focus.

Cap (T3): Direct.

(Panel 2. Enter Slasher. She is a hot blonde woman, who looks like she is older than her appearance. Physically she looks like she is in her late 20's, and wears a blue robe.)

Cap (N1): Meet T-Ray's lover.

Cap (N2): She is known merely as Slasher.

Cap (N3): Her past is even more cloudy than T-Ray's.

Cap (N4): Right now, she is the only person T-Ray respects.

Slasher: Have you fed our prisoner yet?

T-Ray: No. I've been out on an assignment.

(Panel 3. Slasher goes off.)

Slasher: I'll do it.

(Panel 4. We see Slasher with a tray in hand, which has some apples, oranges, and a banana on it.)

Slasher: Mealtime.

(Panel 5. Slasher approaches a prison cell, in which it is very dark.)

Cap (N1): Meet their prisoner.

Cap (N2): Her name is Firelasher.

Cap (N3): Sometime soon, her life will become intertwined with our merc with a mouth.

(Panel 6. A scar covered woman's hand reaches for the tray. We see the woman has shoulder length red hair, but other than that, she remains in the shadows.)

Slasher: Choke on it.

Firelasher: Only in your dreams, Agnes.

(Page 22, panel 1. Deadpool is in the offices of Landeau, Luckman, and Lake, talking to Zoe. We see Weasel still there, with hearts around him.)

Cap (N1): Several hours later.

Cap (N2): Deadpool reports to his LLL bosses.

Deadpool: They stopped the experiments two weeks ago, and the mystical disruptions have subsided in England.

Zoe: Good work, Pool.

Deadpool: Hey, no problem, chief.

(Panel 2. Zoe is frustrated.)

Zoe: Don't call me chief.

Deadpool: So what's my next assignment?

(Panel 3. Zoe gestures to Weasel.)

Zoe: Get him out of here.

Deadpool (to Weasel): Come on, Weas.

(Panel 4. Weasel ignores Deadpool.)

Deadpool: Weasel? Jack? Come on, man!

(Panel 5. Deadpool waves his hand in front of Weasel, who doesn't notice this.)

Deadpool: Man, he's got it bad.

(Panel 6. Deadpool teleports out with Weasel.)

Zoe: Good riddance.

(Panel 7. Deadpool teleports into the Deadhut.)

Deadpool: Earth to Weasel. . . come on in, Weasel.

Weasel: Huh?

(Panel 8. Weasel is angered.)

Weasel: Why did you take me away from her!?

Deadpool (1) It's for your own good, Weas.

Deadpool (2): Dames are nothing but trouble.

Cap (N): Next issue: Deadpool vs. T-Ray: The final chapter??

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