If you can disappear by turning sideways..but aren't a supermodel (Myrddraal)

If you just can't seem to get noticed, no matter *who* you kill (Grey men)

If people keep running away, no matter how often you say "Narg no hurt" and offer them your kebab stick (Trollocs)

If you just can't seem to kiss someone without them wilting away (Draghkar)

If someone says 'Shadar Logoth' and you crap your pants

If you *don't* need it explained that Mashadar doesn't really mean “Eyelash goo”

If, despite endless opportunity, you have yet to kill ONE major or minor character (Trollocs)

If the mention of Callandor is enough to make you break into a cold sweat

If you went from dirty old man to beautiful young woman just by taking a dirt nap...

If someone forgot to mention to you that Aes Sedai still know about Balef….eh, nevermind.  Too late.

If you know that Shadar Haran really means “The big scary kneecapper”

If you *know* you'll never be questioned by Whitecloaks

If people invite you to parties just so you can BBQ their steaks (Ishmael)

If, despite all appearances, the hi-five is *not* one of your contact signs

If you use the phrase “I'll kill you, Lews Therin” in casual conversation with farmboys

If you're blind, but really *don't* have any use for the cute dog (Myrddraal)

If you have a cape that doesn't move in the wind, and its *not* made of polyester (Myrddraal)

If you fervently believe that Tarmon Gai'don is going to be won by your side

If you believe that the man with the flaming face really IS the Dark One….

…and so does HE.