RJ - "It's intuitively obvious..."

Rand - "Mat and Perrin knew how to handle women"

Mat - "Rand and Perrin knew how to handle women"

Perrin - "Mat and Rand knew how to handle women"

Any Two Rivers woman - "box (will box, should box, etc.) his ears"

Any naive idiot Randlander, and especially Aes Sedai - "Everyone knows..."

RJ - "All the clues are there..."

RJ - "RAFO"

Any and all Randlanders - believing anything but what actually happened or what is actually the truth.

The main good guy channelers - conveniently forgetting that they have the
power to gate and discuss strategy or resolve conflict amongst themselves
(Egwene and Elayne especially)

Nynaeve - "woolhead"

Nynaeve - tug, tug, tug

RJ - There's a big battle coming up...better cut to a conversation between
Elayne and Aviendha and leave it off-camera...

LTT, speaking about Asha'man, Forsaken, or just anyone that strikes his
fancy - "Kill him! Kill him now! Must kill him!"

Min's viewings - always perceived as the ONE time she'll be wrong.

Random male main character - "caught in his smallclothes"

Any woman character - "showing far too much bosom for decency."

White Ajah - I mean Black Ajah...sorry.

Any Wise Woman or Maiden - "The Car'a'carn is not a wetlander king..."

Any Randlander - afflicted with a complete case of the stupids, being wholly incapable of deducing anything which any semi-intelligent reader would figure out within moments...it takes the average Randlander about two books, main characters even longer.