1.   If seeing your ex-boyfriend with another woman puts you into a murderous rage....

2.   ...even when he's in another body....

3.   If white dresses are the only thing in your wardrobe....

4.   If you enjoy handsome men, fine wine, good music, and driving people to insanity through their dreams....

5.  If you see a sign that reads, "Abandon all hope ye who enter here," and feel oddly at home....

6.  If women hate you, men desire you, and you're NOT a Playboy model....

7.  If you came to answer Rand's ad in the "Two Rivers Herald" and find he's left with some girl named Moiraine....

8.  If you look GOOD for being a couple thousand years old....

9.  If screaming “You loved me, Lews Therin!” at some guy seems an acceptable way to spend a Saturday night....

10.  ...and he doesn't lay you regardless......

11.  If you have a tendency to address blondes as "Ilyena, you milksop!"...

12.  ..and then launch a 10 foot bolt of balefire...

13.  If "Daughter of the Night"' isn't a job description.....

14.  ..but you wish one special guy would take it a such......

15.  If you're focused more on the “bliss” part in Nae'blis......

16.  If the phrase "Get over it" just isn't in your vocabulary...

17.  ...and anyone who says it to you seems to disappear suddenly afterwards….

18.  If you believe Aes Sedai to be “weak minded fools''…

19.  ...but don't recognize the sound of your own insane laughter for what it is..

20.  If doorway shaped ter’angreal are NOT your most favorite objects in the world…