1.  If your friends all call you something other than your real name.....

2.  If the names Lews and Rand just annoy the hell out of you....

3.  If you once tainted saidin to get back at Lews for sealing your prison without you saying "Simon Says"....

4.  ....and then sat back and laughed your tail off at the ones you nicknamed "The Taint Rot Club"....

5.  If your version of a good April Fool's joke is to bring back a man as a woman and vice-versa….

6.  If you see someone come into a CR with the handle, "The Dark One" and immediately think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....

7.  If you often get into arguments with a friend over whether or not you're truly the Shadow....

8.  ....and finally send their soul to the Pit of Doom to show them....

9.  If your best henchman is a really tall, pale guy who loves black robes....

10.  If you keep bringing Ishamael back because the little weiner's impression of you is hilarious.....

11.  If you find all your words ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS....

12.  If you're pretty sure that you'll win Tarmon Gai'don because Rand's an idiot....

13.  If you waited eons for the Bore to be Drilled just so you could flip off the Creator....

14.  ....and accidentally destroyed the Collam Daan along with most of V'saine by doing it....

15.  If you would rather one of your names be "The Power Formally Known as Shai'tan"....

16.  If you like to blow bubbles of evil while waiting for R.J. to write you doing something....

17.  If you snicker every time the Forsaken call themselves "Chosen" because they really have no idea *what* you chose them for....

18.  If you took the position of Evil just because you and your followers got all the cool Old Tongue names....

19.  If not even you can see when the series will end....

20.  ....but you're REALLY hoping R.J. keeps writing books so that Rand goes insane before Tarmon Gai'don....