1. Because it doesn't match that white *novice* dress.

2. It makes a Forsaken cringe.

3. The sign nearby states, "Do not feed ter'angreal"

4. Because you just saw the Aes Sedai who touched it become "extra tasty crispy"

5. The man at the door says you have to have dragons on your arms to enter.

6. Two words, toots: burned out.

7. You swear you hear it laughing at you...

8. ...and the laugh isn't a nice one.

9. You've just finished a pub crawl and have consumed so much oosquai you don't notice the bloodstains on the ground near it.

10. For some reason you feel like adjusting your fedora and readying your whip...

1. ...and then run from the stone ball chasing you.

12. Yeah, whaddya *think* is guarding a sa'angreal like that?

13. Because the nice blue-shawled woman holding it could kick your butt...

14. ...and if she didn't, the large man beside her would do so giddily.

15. Because the guy opened his vest and there were "genuine Age of Legends *angreal" lining it.

16. The journey was long, the battles were hard, the cave was filled with deadly traps, and you finally get to the room with the *angreal and find the only thing guarding it is a scantily-clad, gorgeous woman who looks like you could shout "Boo!" and scare her to death.

17. It has a name that can't be spoken aloud....much like the *Dark One*

18. Because a booming voice from above just said, "Do not touch the angreal" and was followed by a clap of thunder.

19. Because the man offering it to you had saa floating over his eyes.

20. The stamp on the bottom says "Made in Shayol Ghul"