Texas Rangers vs. New Age
Announcers at ringside: Diamond Dean Dribble and Sadistic Sally Roche
DEAN: Welcome back viewers. We've got a big finale tonight, a huge tag team match.
SALLY: Yeah, this is gonna be so kewl. The Syndicate's famous mother-daughter tag 
team "New Age" with Ginny and Sunny McKay against a couple of lone star losers who 
call themselves the "Texas Rangers." I just hope poor Brandi's gotten herself untangled 
from that situation Betty Anderson of the Wolfpack put her in after her match two weeks 
ago. Sunny's liable to do the same thing if she's not careful.
DEAN: You really are sick, you know that Sally? What Betty did to Brandi Lynn was un-
called for. Thankfully, the McKay's aren't into that kind of kink, so we should see a good 
match tonight. Barring any outside interference from MillenniuM.
SALLY: MillenniuM? You mean the Body Shop don't you? Sherry and her band of 
mentally-challenged campers would love to sneak attack the McKay's. Not just because 
they're Syndicate, but because of Ginny McKay's close personal relationship with her boss, 
the reigning IFWF World Champion and the Goddess of Grappling, Miss Evonne 
Carmikel!
DEAN: Yeah, right. I don't think you're going to see any Body Shop members doing 
anything underhanded tonight. More likely it will be your heroine and her minions in the 
Syndicate doing the interfering if anyone does, although I know for a fact Ginny has told 
Evonne she doesn't want their help. She's very proud of her and Sunny's abilities in the 
squared circle and she would hate to win a match like that.
SALLY: She's Syndicate Dean-o, they don't have to cheat to win. Evonne chooses her 
members using very specific and highly developed criteria for mental and physical 
toughness. It's been proven in match after match they're the equal of any other stable in 
the IFWF, if not the entire wrestling world.
Dean and Sally are interrupted by the theme from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" as an 
"A8" logo appears over the ring from black lights in a spotlight high above the center of 
the ring. Then the spotlighted "A8" moves to the left with another spotlight fading in with 
the letters "TR." Sindy and Brandi walk out into the entranceway making their way slowly 
and deliberately to the ring. They exchange high-fives with their fans in the crowd as they 
move down the aisle to the ring.
DEAN: Here come the Texas Rangers, 26 year old Brandi Lynn at 5'6" and 137 pounds 
and her partner, 36 year old Sindy Sanchez at 5'7" and 136 pounds.
The lights go down and the sound of a rattlesnakes rattle fills the arena.  The "Good the 
Bad and the Ugly" theme begins to play. Then a spotlight appears on the center of the ring 
with the symbol 'A8' in it. The symbol moves to the right and a 'TR' symbol replaces it in 
the center of the ring.  The two Texans come out from behind the curtain. Brandi half-
heartedly slaps hands with the fans, seeming preoccupied with the match. Sindy is 
outgoing and friendly with the fans, fired up. Brandi's wearing a black two piece sports 
bikini, black boots, and black knee pads. Sindy's in a white sports bra and Jean shorts. 
She's barefooted.
SALLY: These girls are in over their head this week just like they were in their match 
with the Wolfpack. New Age has been together since Ginny joined the IFWF a few years 
back and they've got that mother-daughter bonding thing going. Plus, they're both great 
scrappers, they're one of the top tag teams in the league. They've held the title before, 
beating the same Wolfpack that handled the "Rangers" so easily in their last match. You 
know they've got to be good.
DEAN: I have to agree with that scrapper part, Sally, the Texas Rangers will have their 
hands full. But they've been together longer than the McKay's, winning tag titles in 
several different leagues. Both of them are highly experienced, more experienced than 
Sunny anyway and I think that, technically, both of them are superior to the McKay's. 
They really don't seem to have any weaknesses as a team.
SALLY: Well, they showed some in their match with the Wolfpack. Brandi and Sindy 
both looked awfully embarrassed when Betty and Michelle went after their tops. Some 
girls are terribly shy about showing their breasts (or other body parts) and it can be a real 
weakness against an unscrupulous opponent who is willing to use it. Now the McKay's are 
both very confident about their bodies, as we've seen numerous times. If something comes 
undone or falls off, neither of them will give it a second thought. That split second of 
indecision can turn a match around.
DEAN: Well, there's no denying the McKay's love to flaunt their bodies but I'm not the 
only one who thinks Ginny's just being kept around because of that exhibitionist streak. 
The fans love to see her in all her natural glory, but she hasn't been fighting all that well 
for the past year. Sunny's been carrying her in their tag team matches, if you want to know 
the truth.
SALLY: Dean, nobody wants to know what you think, least of all me. How about shutting 
up and let's watch the two most beautiful and exciting wrestlers in the business make their 
entrance. First up is Sunny McKay. Just 22 years old, she's 5'8" tall and weighs a hard 128 
pounds.
Right on cue, "We Are Family" begins to play and the Jumbotron screen shows a 
highlight tape of Sunny flying off ropes to flatten opponents, leaping through the air from 
turnbuckles and drop-kicking opponents. She pops out from behind the curtain wearing 
one of her trademark tiny leopard print outfits. The bottom is just a small patch of 
material strategically tucked between her sinewy thighs with a strip up the crack of ass 
and over her slender hips to hold it in up. On top, two little swatches of material are held 
together to (barely) hide the front of her perky breasts.
DEAN: Oh boy, oh boy!! She looks marvelous. Now here comes Ginny, the wily old 
veteran. She's 5'9" and her reported weight is up to 144 pounds now.  She'll have a slight 
advantage over Sindy or Brandi. Hopefully, it will offset their weight edges over Sunny.
The video switches to scenes of Ginny in action. Shots of her overpowering opponents, 
picking them up and slamming them to the canvas. Then a fabulous shot of her topless 
delivering a clothesline and, finally, a brutal forearm that's loosened many teeth in her 
20+ years of wrestling. It concludes with another picture Ginny topless, smothering an 
unfortunate victim into unconsciousness. She's wearing a suit the same material as 
Sunny's, only hers has more material covering one of her breasts than there is in Sunny's 
whole suit.
Hand in hand, the mother and daughter duo stride down the ramp toward the ring. 
Ginny's gigantic bosom jiggles provocatively as male (and some female) fans reach out 
and try to touch her most dramatic anatomical feature. She smiles at a fan who holds up a 
big, crudely drawn picture of a woman's bosom with the words, "PUPPY LOVE." She 
keeps just out of their grasp as she bounces to the ring and climbs the steps, holding the 
ropes open for Sunny to enter.
DEAN: Damn! What a show those two put on. It always gets a rise out of me when they 
perform.
SALLY: Rise? I can't see a thing. Maybe you imagined it. Anyway, they look spectacular 
as usual. Ready to kick butt and take names.
DEAN: Well, I admit Sunny looks in top condition. Look at that tight body on her. She's 
got the best abs in the IFWF, bar none. She must spend a lot of time in the gym to keep 
her body that tight. Whew! But Ginny, hmmmm, she looks like she's added a few pounds 
lately. Maybe Evonne hasn't been driving her as hard now she's made her VP of Carmikel 
Inc.
SALLY: She looks wonderful. I think she's added some muscle if you ask me. 
What upper body development, what powerful legs. She's quite a specimen.
DEAN: Look at that roll of flesh above her bikini. She's added something alright, about 
10 pounds I'd say. I read she's battled a weight problem for her entire career. Everyone 
knows it's harder to drop the pounds as you get older and she's no spring chicken 
anymore. She admits to being what, 40?
The Dynamic Duo's bickering is interrupted (thankfully for the fans watching on CSPN - 
The Carmikel Sports Programming Network) by the bell starting the match.
DING DING DING
Brandi Lynn starts off against Sunny, the two blondes. Right away, Sunny puts Brandi in 
a side headlock from their opening lock-up. She really works the hold, wrenching her arm 
up and down as Brandi's face reddens.
DEAN: Brandi better start worrying about cauliflower ears if she don't get out of this 
soon.
SALLY: Her ears were never her best feature anyway.
Brandi uses her strength and weight advantages to slowly force Sunny across the ring 
until she's trapped in the corner where Sindy Sanchez awaits. Sindy grabs Sunny by the 
hair and pulls her head over the top rope as Brandi wrenches her head free of Sunny's grip 
and twists the arm up into a hammerlock. Sunny's in real trouble in that position and 
Brandi doesn't help any - punching her in the kidney's a couple of times.
SALLY: Where's the referee? That's illegal!! Call the cops. Hell, call Ginny!
DEAN: No need. Here she comes now.
Ginny comes through the ropes and bounds across the ring, her massive breasts bouncing 
as if they're about to escape their restraining cups at any second. She slams into Brandi 
who had started to turn around in response to Sindy's warning shout. Before Ginny can do 
any damage, the referee breaks up the melee and orders Sindy to release Sunny while he 
pushes Ginny back to her corner. Sindy smiles and slams Sunny's face over and over on 
the turnbuckle while his back is turned. She lets go and Sunny goes to her knees with her 
arms draped over the middle ropes and her head resting on the padding.
SALLY: Turn around you incompetent toad!!
Brandi hauls Sunny to her feet and steps into an abdominal stretch. Sunny moans in 
agony as the powerful Texan stretches those tight abs Sunny is so proud of showing off. 
The referee finally gets Ginny out of the ring and returns to the action just in time to see 
Brandi tag in Sindy Sanchez. Sindy climbs to the top rope and leaps, knee first, into 
Sunny's chest. The impact knocks both she and Brandi over. Brandi rolls out of the ring as 
Sindy scoops Sunny up and body slams her.
DEAN: So far, it looks like it's all Texas Rangers. Sunny's in big trouble here.
SALLY: They're cheating, that's how they win. But Sunny's gonna fight back, she's tough.
Sindy drags Sunny to her feet and whips her into the ropes. She rebounds but ducks under 
a clothesline attempt and escapes to the corner where she tags in Ginny. The angry 
mother, like an avenging angel, steps through the ropes to wreak vengeance on Sindy 
Sanchez, her auburn-haired counterpart from Texas.
Ginny is halfway through the ropes when Sindy's flying dropkick slams into her chest. 
The redhead flies backward through the ropes and lands several feet below on her butt on 
the cold, hard cement floor of the arena. She shakes her head and looks up just in time to 
see Sindy reach over the ropes to slug Sunny in the face and send her off the ring apron to 
the floor beside her mother.
DEAN: Well, it looks like Sindy and Brandi want to send a message to the rest of the 
league that they haven't been intimidated by the Wolfpack and their nefarious tricks.
SALLY: Nef....what? Have you been taking, drugs?
With an angry roar, Ginny gets up on the apron but Sindy's waiting for her.  She knees 
Ginny in her "oh so sweet" tummy and her knees buckle. She grabs the ropes to keep from 
falling back to the floor so Sindy reaches over the top rope, hooks her fingers in Ginny's 
thong and pulls her up over the top rope and suplexes her down in the middle of the ring. 
Ginny's big body lays jiggling for several seconds before she sits up, then she reaches 
down to work her suit out of the crack where it disappeared between her big thighs as 
Sindy lifted her.
Ginny's attention is otherwise occupied, Sindy grabs a handful of red hair and drags the 
squawking veteran to her feet. She hits Sindy in the belly with her fist, but the big Texan 
just shrugs it off and answers back with a big forearm across the chest that rocks Ginny! 
Sindy takes Ginny's wrist, pushes her back against the ropes and uses the momentum 
generated to drag her forward, planting her knee deep into the big redhead's stomach. 
Ginny's face goes white as she staggers away, doubled over holding her belly with both 
hands.
DEAN: Looks like Sindy found a soft spot..
SALLY: Ginny just needs a minute to get her second wind, she'll be fine. 
Where's Evonne anyway? Anyone seen her?
As Ginny stumbles around trying to catch her breath, Sindy tags Brandi, then grabs 
Ginny's hair and pulls her head up for Brandi who leaps off the top rope with a flying 
lariat that almost decapitates the redhead. Ginny flops around on the mat holding her 
throat in both hands as Brandi gets to her feet and drops a leg across Ginny's chest, 
mashing both big breasts and making her legs spasm up into the air. Sindy exits the ring 
as Brandi twists her hand in Ginny's hair, rolls her over to her knees and slowly pulls her 
to her feet. Brandi ducks under a desperation punch attempt that misses, then scoops her 
up with an arm between the legs. She holds Ginny at shoulder height a moment, then 
drops her over her knee in a backbreaker. Ginny screams in pain!
SALLY: I can't look. Is she still in one piece? Is her suit still together?
DEAN: Yes. And yes, darn it.
Brandi rolls Ginny off her knee and starts to set her up for her "Texas Cloverleaf" 
finishing move.
DEAN: It may be too early in the match to attempt this.
SALLY: Ha! Ginny's got her right where she wants her. Watch this.
As Brandi tries to wrap up Ginny's legs, the veteran redhead kicks up and knocks Brandi 
flat on her face. Both women got to their knees and came together, chest-to-chest. Ginny 
strikes first, raking Brandi's face with her nails and bringing an anguished cry of pain 
from the blonde powerhouse.  Brandi turns away, her hands covering her face as she 
desperately tries to clear her vision.
DEAN: That was a veteran trick.
SALLY: Well, doh! If they can't see you, they can't hit you silly.
Ginny staggers to her feet and attacks Brandi from behind. She runs and launches herself 
at her, landing on her back and her weight flattens the Texan, driving her to the mat on 
her stomach. Ginny sits up and elbows the small of Brandi's back, causing the blonde to 
arch in pain, then slump face down on the mat. Ginny rolls Brandi over and hooks her 
leg, rolls her up on her shoulders and goes for the pin.
SALLY: Go Ginny!! Atta girl!
DEAN: Jeez, relax Sally.
1...
2...
Brandi kicks out easily, leaving Ginny panting and frustrated as Brandi rolls toward Sindy 
who's leaning into the ring, stretched out from their corner for the tag.
DEAN: See?
Ginny gets slowly to her knees, adjusts her top which has been pushed off of her breast in 
the struggle and starts to rise to her feet. Sunny is screaming, "Hurry!" but she seems to be 
moving in slow motioin. Just as she gets to her feet, Sindy is on her like a vixen from 
Hades. She leaps in the air, wraps her arm around Ginny's head from behind and bulldogs 
her face first into the mat. Ginny's feet fly up, then her legs fall limp and she lays still. 
Sindy gives her a couple of kicks to the ribs to turn her over then drops an elbow squarely 
between the other redhead's big boobs. Ginny's body shakes like jelly on impact.
Sindy drags Ginny's limp body by the ankles to the corner where Brandi is waiting 
perched on the top rope. Sindy tags her partner and Brandi launches herself. landing with 
her full weight on Ginny's chest. She lays sprawled across the older woman's chest as the 
referee starts to count.
1...
2....

DEAN: What's she doing here?
SALLY: She's Ginny's friend. Friends watch out for each other. If you had any, you'd 
know that.
Evonne Carmikel is at ringside screaming at the referee. He pauses in his count to look up 
at the President and then turns to look behind him. Ginny's ankle is draped across the 
lower rope. He immediately orders Brandi to release Ginny. Tawny Blake is standing at 
ringside near Ginny's feet. She smiles sweetly at Brandi and sticks out her tongue.
DEAN: I bet Tawny had something to do with that.
SALLY: Don't say things that make you look stupid, Dean, although it must be difficult at 
times. Ginny's a wily old veteran, she always knows exactly where the ropes are at all 
times. She's just the greatest, no wonder Evonne is so fond of her.
Ginny rolls over on her hands and knees, looking around for Sunny. She starts to crawl 
toward her daughter, her arm extended as she desperately tries to make the tag that will 
get her out of the ring to safety. As Ginny nears her corner, Brandi comes over and stomps 
on her back, driving her chest down to the mat and knocking the wind out of her. Ginny 
holds her back and writhes in pain until Brandi grabs her by the ankle and drags her back 
to the middle of the ring and away from Sunny's corner.
DEAN: Did I just hear Ginny whimper?
SALLY: Don't be silly, it was just her exhaling with exertion.
DEAN: Brandi's got her in a stepover toe hold, working those old legs of Ginny's, trying 
to weaken her.
Ginny screams in pain and her head and shoulders jerk reflexively as Brandi turns up the 
pressure. Ginny sits up halfway, her hands pawing at her leg.  Unable to break the hold, 
she slumps back, flopping on the mat and thrashing her arms about wildly as she groans 
in pain. Her hands cover her face which is flushed, her hips bucking involuntarily as 
Brandi flexes her leg, wrenching it nearly in a circle. The referee asks Ginny if she wants 
to quit and she bites her lip and shakes her head.
DEAN: It looks like this is gonna be over soon. She can't take much more of that and she's 
not close to the ropes.
SALLY: Uh............
Sunny slips through the ropes behind the referee, but as she runs at Brandi's back, Sindy 
gets into the ring and intercepts her. She clotheslines Sunny flat on her back and then 
pulls her up with a handful of hair while Sunny screams in protest. Sindy whips her into 
the corner and follows, driving a knee so hard into Sunny's tight abs that her body is 
doubled over and her butt forced out through the ropes. She's stuffed between the ropes.  
Sindy pulls her out by the hair and snap suplexes her to the canvas, then kicks her out of 
the ring under the bottom rope. Sunny falls to the floor and lays without moving. While 
the referee pushes Sindy back out of the ring, Brandi continues to torture Ginny's leg.
SALLY: The referee should DQ those Texas girls, that wasn't called for.
DEAN: Ahhh, I think Sunny was the one who was in the ring first. Sindy was just 
watching her partner's back.
Again, the referee asks Ginny if she will submit, but she stubbornly shakes her head. 
Frustrated, Brandi decides the time has come for something different and she releases her 
leg to switch positions. Ginny tries desperately to escape, but Brandi easily catches her 
wrist and helps her to her feet. She whips Ginny to the ropes, but the veteran stumbles and 
her leg almost collapses. She drapes her arms over the top rope to keep from falling as 
Brandi goes to the opposite ropse, bounces off and launches herself at Ginny with her arm 
out.
DEAN: She's gonna try to clothesline Ginny over the top rope and out of the ring. A high 
risk/high reward move if she hits it.
SALLY: GINNY! LOOK OUT!!
Just as Brandi's about to rip her head off, Ginny slides straight down and lands on her 
butt. Brandi, running at full speed, can't stop and goes flying over the top rope out of the 
ring. She lands headfirst on the hard cement below where she lays sprawled as the referee 
starts to count. Around the corner, Sunny rolls over and gets her knees, shaking her head 
to clear it.
SALLY: Great veteran move by Ginny! She decoyed Brandi into that and ducked under at 
the last second.
DEAN: It looked like she just collapsed to me. I don't think that was planned at all.
Sindy hops off the ring apron to help Brandi but Tawny Blake and Evonne Carmikel get 
to her first.
SALLY: Ohhhh boy, here comes the fun part.
DEAN: I can't look. Brandi's head is bleeding. She really took a bad tumble. 
She's in no condition to defend herself against the Syndicate.
SALLY: Oh pooh! She's OK, she's from Texas. Everybody down there has heads like 
cement.
Tawny helps Brandi to her feet and says something to her. Brandi starts to reply, but 
Tawny picks her up and rolls her under the bottom rope so Ginny can finish her off. But 
Ginny's crawling the opposite way, toward Sunny to make her own tag. Brandi crawls 
toward Sindy as Sunny leans on the turnbuckle, reaching out to tag her mother who, with 
a desperate lunge, slaps her hand. Sunny hops over the top rope and charges across the 
ring after Brandi who's just tagged in Sindy.
Sunny slams her shoulder into Sindy, sending her back into the turnbuckle.  Sindy kicks 
Sunny in the knee as she moves in, then punches her in the face as her leg buckles. Sunny 
backs off and ducks under Sindy's takedown attempt. Both women spin but Sunny slips 
away from a lock-up attempt and traps Sindy's right arm in a hammerlock.
DEAN: That's the first sustained "wrestling" we've seen in a while.
SALLY: Yeah, and it was Sunny who did it.
Sindy is up on her toes, her left hand slapping her right shoulder as Sunny increases the 
pressure on her arm. Sindy reaches back over her shoulder and grabs a handful of Sunny's 
hair, bends forward and flips the lighter blonde over her shoulder. Sunny loses her grip on 
Sindy's sweaty arm and lands heavily on her butt, bouncing prettily with a startled 
expression on her face. Sindy keeps the handful of blond curls and uses them to yank 
Sunny's head and shoulders back, bending her over backward before she drops an elbow 
over Sunny's shoulder right in the middle of her chest. The "thump" of bone on bone is 
audible even over the noise of the crowd.
Sunny groans and curls up on her side with her hands clutching her bruised sternum. 
Sindy gets to her feet and sets the hurt blonde up for a bow and arrow, grabbing one 
ankle, then wrenching her other arm back and kicking out with both feet to the middle of 
the slender blonde's back. Sindy leans back and pulls, twisting Sunny's back around her 
feet and wrenching her arm and leg back sharply. Sunny's red face is twisted in a mask of 
pain as her back is bend further then it was designed to bend. Her tiny top slowly, almost 
teasingly, slips lower and lower until one and then the other of her dark areola peek over 
the top of the cups. The audience is on their feet with eager anticipation. Will her perky 
breasts break free first, or will the pain in her back overwhelm her before that happens. It 
seems to be the only suspense left in the match.
DEAN: Sindy's way too strong for Sunny. She can't get out of this, no way.
SALLY: Ginny's gotta get in there and save her. What's she waiting for? That has to be 
awful watching that happen to her beloved daughter.
DEAN: She must be listening Sal, here she comes! Ginny steps through the ropes and 
goes after Sindy from behind. Brandi's ready for her and she comes out to intercept the 
lumbering redhead. Brandi goes for Ginny's head...she MISSES!
Ginny avoids Brandi's half-hearted attempt to stop her and drives a karate kick to the back 
of Sindy's head. She goes flying over Sunny's body. Brandi turns around and grabs 
Ginny's hair, pulling her up and whipping her into the corner. She follows her in and 
slams her knee up into Ginny's belly.  Ginny slumps in the corner, holding the ropes in an 
attempt to stay on her feet. The referee is trying to get Brandi back to her corner while 
yelling at Ginny to get out of the ring.
DEAN: So much for the McKay's vaunted 'playing fair.'
SALLY: Oh, shut up Dean, you crybaby. Like she's not supposed to go to help her own 
daughter when she's in pain? Gimme a freakin' break!
Ginny slides through the ropes and falls on her butt while the referee wrestles Brandi 
across the ring and puts her through the ropes. When he turns around, Sunny is kneeling 
on Sindy's chest and pounding her fist over and over into the dazed woman's face. Sindy 
tries to cover her face with her hands, but she's only half-conscious and Sunny is landing 
punch after punch.  Sindy's nose and mouth are bleeding as Sunny drags her up by the 
arm and then shoves her back into the ropes. She pulls her back and monkey flips her over 
and down on the mat. Sunny bounces off the ropes with a big elbow drop right across 
Sindy's Adams apple.
SALLY: Go Sunny, pin her!
Sunny hooks Sindy's leg and rolls her up in a small package. The referee drops to his 
knees and his hand slaps the mat...
1....
2.....
3....!
DEAN: I don't believe it!
SALLY: Yessssssssss! The Fabulous Syndicate has done it again! They're incredible!!
DEAN: grumble, mumble!
The winners of the match by pinfall, New Age!
DEAN: That's disgusting. And now here's Tawny Blake at ringside taunting Brandi. The 
IFWF's getting as bad as the WWF.
SALLY: Maybe, Dean, but at least here the women wrestle. Oh, goody. Ginny's going 
over to Sindy. Payback time.
Ginny helps Sunny up and holds her daughter's arm high in triumph. She bends down and 
helps Sindy to her feet, giving her a pat on the bottom as Brandi rushes over to support 
her partner. Sunny offers Brandi her hand and, after a moment of hesitation, they shake. 
Ginny and Sunny leave the ring with Sunny supporting Ginny.
DEAN: The old warhorse looks a bit unsteady. She had a tough match tonight.
Evonne greets her VP with a hug (that brings a pained moan) and a kiss. 
Tawny glares at Sunny.
SALLY: I guess Tawny doesn't like her stablemate shaking Brandi's hand. 
Well, if she washes it real well, it'll probably be alright.
The winners by pin fall, the McKays, aka, New Age!