"Dis is it. Wea' stoppin' dis now!" Jack said, setting his jaw. He marched over to the Spice Girls who were standing on the corner belting out their newest song.

"Slam it to the left! If you're havin' a good time! Shake it to the right! If ya know that cha feel fine! Spice up your liiiiifffee..."

"Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" Jack screamed, waving his hands in the air. But they didn't stop. On the contrary, they kept going until they had finished their song.

"Now," said Baby Spice, "what was sooo important you wanted to interrupt us?"

"Look," said Jack, "we want ya to leave. You're, you're, you're drivin' us nuts!"

"Oh, really." taunted Scary Spice.

"Yeah!" cried Jack. "Blink is bein' chased around New Yawk by yer little friend, Sporty, Denton is marrying da red head, Ginger, Davy is in a coma �cause YOU," Jack pointed an accusing finger at Scary, "pinched and patted �im-"

"Emma patted him. I just pinched him." Scary interrupted with a laugh.

"Well, well, anyways," Jack sputtered, "you brain washed Lynn, Angie, and Sarah, you made Medda a Spice Girl, Les is wearin one a ya t-shirts, and Spot is havin' an identity crisis, and worst �a all, you was singin' durin' Newsie Singing Hour!!!!"

The Spice Girls giggled to themselves. "All right then," said Posh, "we have a few questions for you. Do you know all of out names?"

"Posh, Scary, Sporty, Baby, an' Ginger Spice." Jack said automatically, pointing to each one as he said their name.

"How about our real names?" ask Sporty.

"Victoria, Mel B., Mel C., Emma, an' Geri." Jack said, kind of shocked that he actually knew their names.

"Do you know the words to all our songs, like �I'm givin' you everything...'"

"All the joy you bring, yes I swear." Angela sang.

"And all that I want from you, is a promise that you'll be there." sang Angela, Lynn and Jack. Soon, more and more newsies joined in until everyone had finished to song.

When the song was over the Spice Girls conferred with each other. "Well," proclaimed Ginger, "we've completed out mission!"

"Huh?" everyone cried.

"We have Spiced up you lives!" cried the Spice Girls and then burst into laughter.

The newsies then gasped as an incredible large silver saucer shaped object floated into view about New York. It hovered over the Spice Girls and shot down a silvery beam of light.

"Ta ta!" the Spice Girls waved and stepped into the beam of light. In an instant, they were gone and the saucer was a mere speck in the sky.

There was a stunned silence among everyone. Slowly, everyone turned and looked at each other. Angela's face lit up and she took a deep breath. "So..." Angela began, "tell me whatcha want, whatcha really, really want!"