Disclaimer: c.1998 The character mentioned in this short song/poem is the sole property of Showtime,Gekko Film Crop., MGM, Glassner/Wright Productions and anyone else who has the legal ownership of Stargate Sg-1. This piece is not intended as an infringment on those rights and is meant solely for entertainment. All other ideas and the originality of this piece is the copyright of the author.

"Daniel, the Runny Nosed Linguist"
by Patricia ([email protected])

Daniel, the runny nosed linguist
Had a very stuffed up nose
And if you ever saw it,
You'd follow it wherever it goes.

All of the other scientists
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Daniel
Join in any anthropology games

Then one rainy lecture eve
Catherine came to say,
"Daniel with your wits so bright
Won't you solve my Stargate tonight?"

Then how the SGC loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Daniel, the runny nosed linguist
All the girls will drool over thee!"

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