Jim Baker: I got fucked.
Hellen Keller: Fuck you, I felt that.
Michael Jackson: Fuck, its not selling.
Michael Jackson: Fuck, my secret is out.
Sarah Connor: Fuck, he IS BACK.
Rosanne: Fuck the diet.
Tom Arnold: I used to fuck that!?
David Letterman: Hey Modonna, get the fuck off my show!
Dennis Rodman: What the fuck did you do to my hair?
Elvis: Fuck the diet, pass me a twinky and come crack.
Elvis: Those dumb fucks, they think I am dead.
Elvis: Lisa Marie married fucking who?
Leona Helmsley: Thats right, I'm a fucking bitch.
Lady Diana: Sure he is fucking ugly, but afterall he is a prince.
George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?
Adolf Hitler: Fuck the gas bill!
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that?
Captain of the Titanic: What fucking iceberg?
Robinson Caruso: Where the fuck am I?
Sir Isaac Newton: Ouch! What the fuck ...?
Abraham Lincoln: Is this play almost over? I'm gonna fuckin' die in here!
Huge Grant: How much for a fuck.?
Jeffrey Dahmer: No Fuck, this tastes great.
Einstein: Fuck yes I know.
Einstein: Fuck, I should have known that.
Two oil workers who were taken captive by the iraqies: Where the fuck are we?
Same two oil workers: Fuck the map.
Same two oil workers: OHHH Fuck.
David Koresh: Were all fucked!
David Koresh: Your how old? Well, who cares, lets fuck!
Bill Clinton: Fuck yea, I inhailed.
Bill Clinton: Yea, I fucked her.
George Bush: Bomb the dumb fuck.
John Bobbit: What the fuck did you do with it?
John Bobbit: Oh fuck, where did it go.
John Bobbit: Oh fuck, what was that.
John Bobbit: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
John Bobbit: Put down the fucking knife.
John Bobbit: I fucking dare you.
Donald Trump: It is all fucking mine.
Tyson: I'll fuck you up.
Tyson: I fucked up.
Packwood: I'll fuck you.
Ted Kennedy: I've fucked her.
Lance Ito: Shut the fuck up.
Lance Ito: You are chaffing my fucking ass.
W. Kennedy Smith: She asked to fuck.
Mendez bros: Fuck yea, I shot them.
David Koresh: Your old enough to fuck.
Dan Rather: Hey Connie! Fuck you.
Dan Rather: Who the fuck is Kenneth?
Mauri Povich: It does't fucking work.
Richard Nixon: Burn the fucking tapes.
Richard Nixon: Oh Fuck, the tapes!
Newt's Mom: Connie is a fucking bitch.
Newt's Mom: Hillarys a fucking bitch to.
Marsha Clark: Fuck you Cockran!
Johnnie Cockran: Here is the bill, your fucked!
OJ: Fuck, it didn't work.
Christopher Reeves: Whoo, ooooh ffffuck.
Ronald Reagan: Fuck the Russians!
Ronald Reagan: What the fuck is a Russian?
Ollie North: Fuck the law and fuck the congress.
Arnold: Are you Sarah fucking Connor?
Arnold: I'll be fucking back!
Kevin Costner: Fuck the budget.
Kevin Costner: Fuck, this movie sucks!
Kevin Costner: All that fucking money, wasted.
Serbs: Fuck the impotent U.N.
The South: We never fucking lost!
The North: We beat the fuck out of them!
Bob Barker: Sure, I'll fuck you Diane.
Diane: Fuck you, Bob.
Wells College: Our motto is "men are fucking pigs."
Hugh Heffner: I've fucked the best.
Challenger crew: Houston, we have a little fucking problem.
Challenger crew: What the fuck was *&^&*&static%$#$#**%.
San Francisco: Come here and fuck anyone you would like.
George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?
Heidi Fleuss: Fuck these celebrities!
Captian of the Exxon Valdese: Fuck the rules, let the Ensign drive the boat. I'm going to have a few more drinks and hit the sack.
Jimmy Carter: Fuck it, I'm going to go build houses.
Carl Perkins(Wild Kingdom):Fuck no I'm not going up to that lion, send Jim.
Tom Arnold: Hey Rosanne, who the fuck needs you?
Modonna: Lets fuck.
Karl Marx: Boy was I fucking wrong!
Richard Gere: Who is she fucking now?
Carl Perkins: Elvis, quit singing my fucking song.
John Holmes co-star: You have got to be kidding, you want me to fuck that?
OJ: Alright all ready, I did it, just end this fucking trial.
The U.N. in Bosnia: What the fuck have we gotten ourselves into?
Hillary Clinton: I don't know what a good fuck is, I have been married to old limp dick here.
G. Gordon Liddy: Aim for the fucking crotch.
Rodney King: Can't we all just fucking get along?
N.O.W. : We all need a good fuck.