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| Forager
Another crew of Sev Trek characters for Trekkers to obsess over. Will Bologna and Parasite last? Will the writers ever get Gainweight and Chocolatay together? And why did they put Cuss and Kneelicks together in the first place?!?! |
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Captain Gainweight
- With more hair than the previous three Captains combined (not a difficult
task), Captain Gainweight is more of the Captain Quirk mould: gun-toting,
PC Directive breaking and unable to keep her hands off First Officer Chocolatay.
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First Officer Chocolatay - The Indian first officer (yes, that's a plain old tattoo, not some strange alien marking to distinguish him from the human race). The somewhat snaggy Chocolatay advocates respecting other culture's religious beliefs, all the while pushing his own Indian philosophies on his crew members. | |
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Ensign Harry Chin - Ensign
Hairy is constantly being abducted, imprisoned or sucked into subspace
vortexes. Experts theorize this is because his personality is too bland
to use in character building episodes.
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The EMH (Emotional
Medical Holographic Program) - The Emotional Holographic Doctor. He's
bald. He's irritable. He's prone to falling in love with mutants. He's
emotional... HE'S A PIECE OF SOFTWARE!!! What I don't get is if he's so
adaptable, why can't he program a "wig algorithm" and make himself
a bit more presentable (it worked for Captain Quirk).
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Cief Engineer Bologna Torrid
- The token "hybrid" of the show (giving lots of those "torn
between my two halves" episodes), the half human, half Klingoff is
an example of what the Klingoffs looked like between Jurassic Trek and
The X Generation.
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Security Officer Twoblocks -The
token straight man of the show (carrying the torch for Spook, Beta and
Odour), the long-lived Twoblocks can take comfort in the fact that he is
the only crew member who will be alive at the end of their 70 year journey
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Kneelicks - The token funnyman
of the show, Kneelicks was hoped to provide that witty repartee with Twoblocks
that has proved so popular with previous pairings such as Quark and Odour.
What they did in fact create was the most annoying Sev Trek character since
Measly Crusher. The only thing uglier than Kneelick's head is the meals
he cooks (or his feet - ugh!).
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Tom Parasite
- The token womanizer of the show (it seems the writers create their Sev
Trek crews from some sort of "cookie cutter crew developer" -
there's a bit of useful software Microsoft could look at developing!),
pilot Tom Parasite has leeched onto every female on Forager and finally
landed a Klingoff (who only settled with him because she knew Chocolatay
was fixed on Gainweight).
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Cuss - As member
of the Happycampa race who only have a 9 year lifetime, Cuss was unfortunate
to not even last half that time. Perhaps she was cursed by the Captain
Quirk tribble hair piece she wears (after all, his show only lasted three
years).
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The
crew of Forager